Ask a stupid question get an even stupider answer

[-Aaron]

An apple is an onion.

Why do I have fake nails on even though I'm a boy with no hands and feet?

 

[muppetman]

Because you sold them to buy fruit and salt shakers, to satisfy your odd fetish

 

[ChrisOG]

it means grass

Why am I posting here?

 

[Tree]

Because I am too.

How much grass is in my town?

 

[muppetman]

The question is my friend....

How many towns are in your grass

 

[Tree]

I dunno, you tell me.

But why is a raccoon, a raccoon?

 

[muppetman]

because if it was a monkey it wouldn't be called a racoon....

what is the next question going to be?

 

[Tree]

The next question is going to be you.

Why is there no people in the world?

 

[muppetman]

because, with the birth of chuck norris, all other humans were de-moted to primapes again

Seriously...what can't chuck norris do?

 

[MrChuckman64]

eat bananas.

why do nails fly?!?

 

[muppetman]

Its a defence mechanism to avoid preditor hammers

But what are hammers pray for?

 

[Bacon Boy]

pie

what do I want?

 

[AndyB]

A Muffin

Why do people assume all zombies are slow?

 

[Bacon Boy]

because most zombies are drunk

what else do i want *eats muffin*

 

[AndyB]

A kebab!

Why do people melee like morons on L4D when you're a hunter?

 

[Bacon Boy]

cause they can

why can they?

 

[AndyB]

Because they are drunk

How many places can you resite pi to?

 

[Bacon Boy]

eleventy nine

emma frost or poison ivy?

 

[AndyB]

Poison Ivy.

Why am I having such a bad day?

 

[Bacon Boy]

cause you havent eaten garlic

why do i like emma frost?