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[coffeebean!]

db.

x+29000000000=580000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000?

 

[Princess]

window
XDD?

 

[Link]

D

Why are you playing this game??

 

[coffeebean!]

cos iz bored

star?

 

[AndyB]

No, space dust.

Why is it?

 

[coffeebean!]

because chuck norris+ britney spears=?

huh?

 

[AndyB]

Lol chuck norris...

Do you tlive in the White House?

 

[coffeebean!]

i live in a tree

insects?

 

[AndyB]

Maybe, if I were hungry enough.

Grizzly bear, in my underwear?

 

[coffeebean!]

woah~

yorkshire?

 

[Link]

Sunderland.

How do you know about Yorkshire? I thought you're American?

 

[coffeebean!]

I'm American but im not stupid. [how do you know about states? thought you were British]

yorkshire terrier?

 

[AndyB]

No, Essex.

Headphones, on my... head?

 

[Link]

Yes, but I didn't know that such a f**king great country as America would teach about a cesspit like Britain.

Why do you?

 

[coffeebean!]

because i have a yorkshire terrier and look things up.

america=epic phail?

 

[AndyB]

Perhapes... if things like that... ^^^ come from it.

Too many cakes?

 

[coffeebean!]

[ugh you meanie xD]

no.

snore?

 

[AndyB]

Not you...
Only if I sleep in outer space

Do you come from outer space?

 

[Link]

Yes. I am actually a humanawishygirlahomosexualus.

WHY?

 

[coffeebean!]

because yer teh special link<3

do i really have to do this fricken essay thats due tomorrow on how the constitution guards against tyranny? [ughhh -____-]