Ask a Turt Burglar

[KaydeeKrunk]

At work, need something to do, answering questions is productive right?

 

[tybalt_cake]

If you would be a stripper which would be your name?

 

[King Dorado]

Ask a Member of the Illuminati

hey there-- i forgot the password to the Illuminati executive hot tub room again, can you pm it to me please?

:::secret Illuminati language activated:::

ankthay uyay!

 

[Xerolin]

I remember you saying that in dis

Anywho, how did you come up with the name Snoodle for your snake?

 

[RainbowCherry]

Are the illuminati all reptillians?

 

[KaydeeKrunk]

If you would be a stripper which would be your name?

I made a post about stripper names in the past, and I still with Kitty LeVicious. Me-ow!

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hey there-- i forgot the password to the Illuminati executive hot tub room again, can you pm it to me please?

:::secret Illuminati language activated:::

ankthay uyay!

Uh no, you're not allowed. Gotta have more swag.

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I remember you saying that in dis

Anywho, how did you come up with the name Snoodle for your snake?

My snakes name is actually Bowie, but I call all snakes snoodles or snoots, it's tumblr's fault.

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Are the illuminati all reptillians?

I know I am but I can't vouch for the rest of the Illuminati members, mostly they were just old creepy pervy men.

 

[focus]

why don't we sing happy birthday to babies being born. after all it is their birthday.. i suspect the illuminooti has something to do with this

 

[KaydeeKrunk]

why don't we sing happy birthday to babies being born. after all it is their birthday.. i suspect the illuminooti has something to do with this

It's my fault, because I thought it was silly being it that they were already almost a year old (9 months) when they pop out. Just seems wrong to me.

 

[KaydeeKrunk]

Boop boop I'm durnk mother cluckra

 

[Alienfish]

so how dank turts are we now?

 

[strawberrywine]

Can I have your Blue Candy and password

 

[Seroja]

How do you like your pasta?

 

[timecapsule]

How do you like your pasta?

she loves her Pasta a lot, thank you very much.

best tbt friend?

 

[KaydeeKrunk]

so how dank turts are we now?

Dankiest turts five ever home skills

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Can I have your Blue Candy and password

No! My blue candies! Nobody is allowed then but me. And I'm drunk not stupid. I'm the fun kind of remember everything srunk

 

[pipty]

Kaydeekrunk or kaydeedrunk?

 

[KaydeeKrunk]

How do you like your pasta?

Pasta is rigt. I DO love paata and all my interactions with them(not sure gender and don't wanna miafebder) but I love pasta very much. Pasta is numero uno. Also regular pasra food kind is really good no matter. I prefer aoft pasta with all kinds of saucea on it. My fave is crwamt pesto so dang diddly good

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she loves her Pasta a lot, thank you very much.

best tbt friend?

Beat friendo to the endo friendo. Xd

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Kaydeekrunk or kaydeedrunk?

Kaydeedrunk rifbt meow. Had some lots of vodka nd some couple shots of rum and an eneegy all the time

 

[Dim]

Are you still drunk?

 

[KaydeeKrunk]

Are you still drunk?

Yes. AND still drinking a booze drink

 

[timecapsule]

Yes. AND still drinking a booze drink

I'm giggling so hard right now

favourite video game?

 

[Dim]

Are you still drunk?