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Did you noticed I asked the same question twice or were you too drunk to figure that out?
 
I'm giggling so hard right now

favourite video game?

I really like simsabd skyrim. Skyrim is probay me fave I need to play it more because my kitty character was a bada$$ mammajamma

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Did you noticed I asked the same question twice or were you too drunk to figure that out?

I did notice that but it took me a minute and I had to look at the times to see it wasn't tvt glitching out

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Can we be bffs, hug and buy each other prezzies <3

Sure thing homie. But I'm not gunna buy you a blue CA dy cause all the blue cnady is mine
 
Why can't you give me a blue candy :(
Your blue candy is mine not yours.

Because it's mine blue cabdiea. I hope someday to have a full roq if blue cabdiea at least maybe someday even ten of them. Ahhh tbatd be magical

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Do you like rice better than pasta?

Rice is good but I eat pasta much more(the food nkt the person cuz that'd be dirty) I just had lasgna last night with galic croissants so dang yummyyyyt but yeah I eat way more pasta but I like rice too it's good
 
What's your opinion on Donald Trump?
By the way, we both have the same join date!
 
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Some cheap kind I don't recall. It went down easy though. Thankfully no hangover this morning.

Bacardi

*A*
tippin back a fifth of Bacardi
then i head back in to pick up the party

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sorry, i forgot my question
 
*A*
tippin back a fifth of Bacardi
then i head back in to pick up the party

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sorry, i forgot my question

Oh my god, yeah it goes down pretty smooth except when you're on like your upteenth shot and your boyfriend makes you laugh so hard you cough it up all over yourself... ahhhhhhhhh, good times.
 
Oh my god, yeah it goes down pretty smooth except when you're on like your upteenth shot and your boyfriend makes you laugh so hard you cough it up all over yourself... ahhhhhhhhh, good times.

oh yeah, i remember my question now:

what is the thing that you wish to be done, per your usertitle??
 
Will you ask me a question on my ask thread so I look popular?

I might, but this is not a very good question, so I wont ask a very good question either.

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What does being drunk feel like? I don't drink so I'm very curious.

It really depends on what kind of drunk you are, people have all sorts of different reactions to alcohol, and also different kinds of alcohol can get you different kinds of drunk and different levels for sure. But for me mostly it makes me dizzy and wobbly and makes everything excellent and hilarious, but makes me emotional too, because I was crying because my boyfriend wouldn't give my rats a fishstick, and I really wanted my netflix icon to be the chicken, and I cried because i dropped a fishstick on the bed with ketchup. I also took like an hour to eat one slice of pizza and was crying and laughing the entire time and talking with my mouth open... Apparently I am very fun to watch, and thankfully I remember just about everything from when I'm drunk so I don't "black out" like some people. And I've only been hungover and drunk enough to barf once, I don't recommend it.

Pretty much those videos of the people who just woke up after surgery, that's me when I'm drunk.
 
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I love this! Thank you for not sparing any details. Also I laughed out loud at your expense, sorry.

Do you drink often? When do you usually do?
 
I love this! Thank you for not sparing any details. Also I laughed out loud at your expense, sorry.

Do you drink often? When do you usually do?

I wouldn't say I drink often, but in the sense that I don't get drunk often, I mean I'll have a drink or two on my weekends usually, like a booze soda or something not super strong, but that hardly does anything to me because I have a high tolerance, at most I'll get just buzzed enough to sleep really well or something, but I get drunk maybe every few months, it's kind of bad but a lot of the times when I get drunk it's because I am mad or sad and want to be numb and goofy instead so I power drink and mix boozes to get me there so I can just have a good time. I do not suggest doing this by any means, because that's pretty much what alcoholics do, I mean, most of the time I'm happy so I don't drink, but when I'm super sad, or had a really horrible day I just want to go home and guzzle a whole bottle, which is not a good attitude.
 
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