Basement Dwellers

[Seastar]

Ew, I don't eat crab...

 

[0ni]

you guys have no taste smh, uncle crabstache is a very handsome man

he is only handsome to crabs, and I AIN'T NO CRAB, BUDDY
peddle ur wares elsewhere, you crabstache apologist

 

[axaniao]

he is only handsome to crabs, and I AIN'T NO CRAB, BUDDY
peddle ur wares elsewhere, you crabstache apologist

but what if I turned you into a crab with magic

 

[0ni]

but what if I turned you into a crab with magic

at least let me say goodbye to my family before I become crab and marry into the crabstache dynasty

 

[axaniao]

at least let me say goodbye to my family before I become crab and marry into the crabstache dynasty

fine fine, hurry it along, I have others to turn into crabs too you know

 

[0ni]

fine fine, hurry it along, I have others to turn into crabs too you know

get my little crab wedding dress ready, I'm going to the chapel

 

[axaniao]

get my little crab wedding dress ready, I'm going to the chapel

it's time, your mans is waiting for you

 

[0ni]

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it's time, your mans is waiting for you

I already regret everything

 

[axaniao]

I already regret everything

i already made your dress and everything, kiss the man

 

[0ni]

i already made your dress and everything, kiss the man

I can't get to his lips, his crabstache keeps trying to fight me

 

[axaniao]

I can't get to his lips, his crabstache keeps trying to fight me

keep trying you can do it you're a strong little crab
(OKAHAGQHAJQJ IM DYING THIS IS SO FUNNY)

 

[0ni]

keep trying you can do it you're a strong little crab
(OKAHAGQHAJQJ IM DYING THIS IS SO FUNNY)

are weddings always this difficult, or do people usually marry folks with facial hair that doesn't try to fight them in 'tache-to-hand combat at the altar?

 

[axaniao]

are weddings always this difficult, or do people usually marry folks with facial hair that doesn't try to fight them in 'tache-to-hand combat at the altar?

judging based off what I've seen, yes people always have to fight the other's facial hair

 

[0ni]

judging based off what I've seen, yes people always have to fight the other's facial hair

they always skip over that part in the movies.

and I am GOING TO BED lmao - I could spend all night talking about my marriage to crabstache but it's almost 2am and I should know better by now.

g'night y'all

 

[axaniao]

they always skip over that part in the movies.

and I am GOING TO BED lmao - I could spend all night talking about my marriage to crabstache but it's almost 2am and I should know better by now.

g'night y'all

goodnight, enjoy your first night with uncle crabstache

 

[Antonio]

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it's time, your mans is waiting for you

why does his eyes look like he walked in right when his wife was having an affair

 

[King koopa]

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goodnight, sweet dreams

I just lost 50 braincells from this

 

[axaniao]

why does his eyes look like he walked in right when his wife was having an affair

hes dead inside

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I just lost 50 braincells from this

that's the point

 

[King koopa]

Let's have a BBQ anyone for crab?

 

[axaniao]

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Let's have a BBQ anyone from crab?

please not in front of crabstache and oni crab