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so thats who shot meh in the eye
you just got hit bu a bus
yup.
Don't think bloody marry. Don't say it 3 times! Don't look in the mirror and say it 3 times! I warned you. lol
wth...
you just had a stroke and are making no sence
Mario has a gun under his hat waiting for you to turn around so he can shoot you in the back of your neck
your fat and ugly and extremely unattractive and I want to have sex with you.
your fruity face looks delicious...just like you..
your just a fruit period, and you look delicious.
You're actually a kidneybean!
you have terminal illness.
:/?
There's a taruntula on your head... :O
Chuck Norris is gonna ban u.
your boyfriend/girlfriend is going to kill you oh and he/she is gay!
omg
you see that shadow?
THAT'S ME!!!!
IMA GOING TO KILL YOU!!!
you: *opens fortune cookie*
cookie: You will die!
you: wtf?
doesnt kno wats happening
your girlfriend has liver spots 0-0