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[Justin]

Well, let's just say I talked to Bob, and he thinks I'm creepy or something, so whatever.


You get to keep it.

Also, it's wootbeer. Anyone who says anything else will get slapped with a rubber fish, etc.

*sees rubber fish in corner of eye* *gets slapped*

*hands over wootbeer*

 

[JJH]

I want a wootbeer and rubber fish please.

 

[Justin]

I want a wootbeer and rubber fish please.

*takes rubber fish out of box* *pours wootbeer*

 

[Micah]

*chugs wootbeer* That hit the spot!

 

[JJH]

Thank you Justin. And thanks for the job Mino. I'm ready to cook Sergeant Koehler, sir!

 

[Micah]

Thank you Justin. And thanks for the job Mino. I'm ready to cook Sergeant Koehler, sir!

Make me a batch of kittyloaf.

 

[JJH]

Thank you Justin. And thanks for the job Mino. I'm ready to cook Sergeant Koehler, sir!

Make me a batch of kittyloaf.

Sir yes sir. *Googles "kitty loaf recipe"* *See pic of cat in oven*



:gyroidpuke:

 

[Copper]

*Comes in mysteriously with outright joy*

"Hello, I see the restaurant has been reopened so in that case I would like to have a wootbeer please!"

*Waits patiently*

 

[Mino]

*drops a wootbeer onto the bar from his hidden perch on the ceiling*

Drink up.

Yeah, I sit up here all the time. You just don't see me.

 

[Copper]

"Thanks!"

*gulp,gulp...*

"Mmmm, that was pretty good! What's this stuff made of?"

*Gets extremely hyper*

 

[Mino]

Woot and beer.

And powdered codeine I found in my medicine cabinet.

 

[Furry Sparks]

Can I have wootbeer without the woot?

 

[Micah]

Sure, but don't drink too much. I'm not driving you home tonight >_<

 

[Mino]

Sure, but don't drink too much. I'm not driving you home tonight >_<

You're not driving anyone anywhere ever.

 

[beakmanthegreat]

im not really thirsty, so can i get a sneezeburger?

also, can i get a menu?

 

[Mino]

im not really thirsty, so can i get a sneezeburger?

also, can i get a menu?

Look at the first page, thanks.

 

[JJH]

im not really thirsty, so can i get a sneezeburger?

also, can i get a menu?

I got plenty of sneeze, but we don't serve burgers. Sorry.

 

[beakmanthegreat]

...fine...
ill have some buffalo deathwings and a seaweed grog, with less "sea" and extra "weed" plz. oh, and dont forget the cyanide dipping sauce for the deathwings...

 

[Tyler]

...fine...
ill have some buffalo wings and a seaweed grog, with less "sea" and extra "weed" plz. oh, and dont forget the cyanide dipping sauce for the wings...

If we did that we'd be in jail.

 

[JJH]

...fine...
ill have some buffalo wings and a seaweed grog, with less "sea" and extra "weed" plz. oh, and dont forget the cyanide dipping sauce for the wings...

If we did that we'd be in jail.

Not if ya know all the right people.