So you asked me to write some c&c... I'm pretty harsh so don't come crying when I break your little signature heart xD
The first one that was made for me, when I got it I was thinking in my mind, that this must be a joke. I'm sorry but it's pretty lame, it has no pizazz, or as some call it "jazz hands".
Let me give you an example:
This was made for me by Perry(Pear) a few months ago or something. I love this, it makes you say "wow". You're made me think, "(S)he made this five minutes ago, in five minutes, in looks horrible".
You're signatures need the "wow" factor, because right now they have the "farts" factor.