Challenge #1

[ACKid9]

This is the first of a set of challenges that I will be posting on here in the next few months...

<big>Challenge #1
Objective: Type a sentence without using the letters 'i' or 'e'.
The winner is the person who makes the longest sentence.</big>

All entries must be in by Halloween night, and then, I'll decide the winner!


I think I might have spelt 'challenge' wrong, but I might not have...

 

[[Nook]]

All two thousand cows who had candy at noon flung bulls at forums that had fun books about astrology.
Never mind, I have a way better one.

 

[OmegaMan]

Oh Rhonda... whatcha do to john? you sweet llama.

 

[Elliot]

Whats in it for us?

 

[[Nook]]

Oh Rhonda... whatcha do to john? you sweet llama.

Without "i" or "e".

 

[Sporge27]

Mods command all to bow on ovals, or octagons do to orthodox polygonal outlooks on forms.

 

[[Nook]]

Mods command all to bow on ovals, or octagons do to orthodox polygonal outlooks on forms.

You're good, and you almost beat me.
16 to 19 words. I might as well edit it.

All two thousand cows who had candy at noon flung bulls at forums that had fun books about astrology and boats that had poor bowls and hands, so grass from Candyland was candy and that Romans ran to my mommy, so all bags jump to a mushroom that had bros, and that walls stomp on fat girls on pot, so fat girls go "Kaboom!" and all rocks blow up Goombas and laptops awkwardly so humans punch Koopas that run on sacks of nasty mud sand, and gross stuff pours out of all black clouds, who say "sorry" to all hobos on crack and spaz a lot on groovy jazz clubs and cut tasty grass, so Harry Potts says "Blargh, my dad can fly Arboks and Unown".

Do I automatically win?