[quote="]Drink flask[/quote]>>You take a swig from your FLASK. You are the king of this cage, and you'll fight to the death for this title! Your SELF-IMPORTANCE sky rockets!
>>A GUARD comes and opens the cage door. He dare enter upon your territory without the proper papers?! You give him a swift KICK.
[quote="]Strangle guard[/quote]>>You initiate COMBAT MANEUVER: STRANGLE !! You get behind the GUARD in one foul swoop, wrap your arms around his neck, and begin choking him.
>>GUARD has passed out!
>>END BATTLE
>>The effects of the FLASK begin to wear off. Your SELF-IMPORTANCE goes down a little bit. The GUARD lies in the corner.
>>Yup, it's a CAGE alright. Apparently set in a FOREST. The sun begins to rise and you hear a few birds singing in the distance. Truly, this is the beauty of a new day.