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>>Use GNAW on Item STOLEN COMBSTIBLES
>>You use GNAW on the STOLEN COMESTIBLES!
>>BATTLE !!
>>GNAW deals great damage to the STOLEN COMESTIBLES! -87
>>You felled STOLEN COMESTIBLES!
>>BATTLE END
>>You are full.
>>ENTER COMMAND...
>> seduced guards one falls for you you are now free
>>the end
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>>Your family is dead.
>>ENTER COMMAND...
>> Family revived with LIFE POTION
>> You enter Ganontoo's Dungeon
>> ENTER COMMAND
go tell ganon, ganontoo wants to fight him.
>>>>enter battle
>>>>you throw stone -0
>>>he is to strong for you
>>>you phailed
>>You wake up, huh. Felt like some *CEN-5.01-SORD*s were taking over your mind. Anyway, you're still at the campsite.
>>You head back to town. It is NIGHT, the townsfolk are asleep.
>>There is a single BARD playing a LUTE.
>>ENTER COMMAND
>>You're in town.
>>ENTER COMMAND...
beat the crap out of the bard, take lute and play Sarah's song
>>You run over to the BARD, rip the LUTE from his hands and beat him senseless with it. Unfortunately, the LUTE is no longer in playing condition. You toss it.
>>ENTER COMMAND...
>>That's just stupid.
>>ENTER COMMAND...