Control Your Adventure

[Riri]

>>You find SHARP WOODEN STICK

>> Do you TAKE SHARP WOODEN STICK or TOSS it?

>>>ENTER COMMAND

 

[Princess]

YOU COMMIT SUICIDE
GAME OVER

 

[Nintendolover324]

picks up sharp wooden stick

 

[Riri]

>>Two SHADY MEN approach you! They look unhappy!

>>ENTER COMMAND

 

[xXSyKikXx]

stab one and do a chuck norris round house kick to the other

 

[-C*-]

>>Jeebus, it's like people are trying to control your mind again...

>>You snap out of it and are back at the TOWN MARKET, the Bard's corpse thoroughly bruised and beaten by a discarded LUTE. You pat the body down to look for anything of value. You find nothing.

>>ENTER COMMAND...

 

[xXSyKikXx]

hide his body in the bushes

 

[Justin]

you rant about huntards with their LOL CRIT ARROW IN UR FACE

 

[xXSyKikXx]

sorry didn't to do that, stupid computer

 

[-C*-]

>>There are no BUSHES OF HIDING nearby, and you suddenly are overcome with woe over powerful HUNTERS. This thought has little relevance to the problems at hand, but it's just so terrible.

>>You kick the corpse out of boredom.

 

[xXSyKikXx]

we're in the market right look for a weapon shop to rob.

 

[Bacon Boy]

but we see none, so we go to red brick pizza instead to get a bite to eat

 

[xXSyKikXx]

i thought we were in a Fable like time.

 

[beehdaubs]

You find out that the prices of the food are as expensive as Disney World's so you quickly leave the shop.

 

[xXSyKikXx]

-_- i'm gonna wait for C to comback

 

[-C*-]

>>You stumble around mindlessly.

>>ENTER COMMAND...

 

[Riri]

>>FIND shop

 

[Bacon Boy]

then fall into the shark infested

 

[xXSyKikXx]

find weapon shop en steal while no one is there

 

[-C*-]

>>You wander into the nearest PIE SHOPPE. Unfortunately, there are no PIES to plunder.

>>ENTER COMMAND...