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Corrupt The Wish Above

Granted, but you will only have silent around you for the rest of your life.

I wish I had endless Pepsi Max.
 
Granted, you get nothing. You never receive anything ever again.

I wish for a burger.
 
Granted but its been out for weeks unrefrigerated and someone spit in it

Now I wish I had a burger :(
 
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Granted, but it's from the most unhygenic burger bar in the world.

I wish I could transform into anything I wanted to (and I would have that power infinitely) for free, without any pain and suffering.
 
Granted, but you would be stuck in any form you transformed into for 24 hours with no way to get back to your normal self. Also has a 48 hour cooldown afterwards.


I wish for more alcohol markers to draw with.
 
Granted, but it turns out its actually made of plastic

I wish I had a cat
 
Granted, you now have a giant tiger living with you who won’t let you talk to anyone.

I wish for a bagel.
 
Granted, but it looks shady, and you won't know what's in it.

I wish I was warned whenever plans change unexpectedly.
 
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