Corrupt The Wish Above

[LottieandSoul]

Granted, but every sewing machine you ever own will break instantly

I wish my skin was clear.

 

[Admiral Sven]

Granted, yet you are not made of glass: you're instead made from cling film, and people stick you to walls.

I wish I could transform into any animal I wished to and back at will (whenever I wanted to).

 

[moonbyu]

wish granted, but the process of changing is extremely painful.

i wish that i was more healthier.

 

[Admiral Sven]

Granted, but everything you eat afterwards, healthy or not, tastes too awful to eat.

I wish I could teleport freely to and from (and vice versa) anywhere I wanted, without experiencing any pain.

 

[Idfldnsndt]

Granted but wherever u travel to is 1000years in the future each time

I wish I could remember to eat

 

[MarzipanDragyn]

Granted, but you'll forget to stop unless someone else tells you.

I wish the neighbors' dogs would stop barking all night...

 

[Idfldnsndt]

Granted but now they bark all day instead

I wish I went to the grocery store today

 

[Midoriya]

Granted, you have now bought and paid for everything in the grocery store, including the grocery store itself.

I wish people were more understanding of each other.

 

[raeyoung]

Granted. That's too sweet and agreeable of a wish to corrupt. Am i breaking any rules by refusing to corrupt? ;;;;

I wish Spicy Doritos didn't stain my mouth red.

 

[BluebearL]

Granted! But now they stain your mouth bright green and purple.

I wish that I will get better (I’m sick) in time for my audition (can’t hit any notes with a cold+fever )

 

[Jason Voorhees]

Granted! But now they stain your mouth bright green and purple.

I wish that I will get better (I’m sick) in time for my audition (can’t hit any notes with a cold+fever )

Granted, but now you have stage fright. :O

 

[raeyoung]

you didn't make wish :0

i wish i had more salt and vinegar chips T0T

 

[Aquari]

Granted but each chip has enough sodium to kill a cow...

I wish I had a pet raccoon!

 

[raeyoung]

granted, but it is illegal to own raccoons!

I wish I could go to a BTS concert hhh

 

[Zura]

I wish I had a pet raccoon!

I've always wanted a pet raccoon! I don't care if it's illegal. Love knows no bounds!

Granted, however, BTS never shows up.

I wish for better editing skills!

 

[Aquari]

Granted but it wont let you post the edited version
I wish I had more mini powdered donuts!

 

[raeyoung]

granted, but the powder tastes like cardboard!

i wish i had a better nose (?༎ຶ ͜ʖ ༎ຶ `)

 

[MarzipanDragyn]

Granted, but now you have no sense of smell.

I wish I was in a better mood (it's real apathy hours, man...)

 

[Aquari]

Granted but your happiness will only last a few seconds

I wish i wasnt hungry

 

[CoffeeAndCaramel973]

Granted, but now you are thirsty

I wish I had a money tree in real life.