Corrupted wish

[Seastar]

Granted, but you run TOO fast and burn your shoes off.

I wish I felt more awake

 

[Catharina]

Granted, but now you are way to hyper.

I wish I could go to a restaraunt right now

 

[*The Oakboro Mayor*]

Granted, but you get food poisoning when you eat.

I wish I had more time to think.

 

[Clock]

Granted, but you end up having less time to do something
I wish for dessert

 

[SinnerTheCat]

The waiter brings you your dessert and then sets it on fire, making it not edible.

I wish for a bouquet of flowers

 

[LongLee]

You get a bouquet of flowers but there are hornets in there that sting you

I wish to wake up feeling rested and refreshed

 

[Clock]

Granted, but it can only happen once
I wish this year was over

 

[Cutesy]

Granted but the world ends too

i wish for a hamburger

 

[Your Local Wild Child]

It smells extremely off.

I wish my switch came in.

 

[Clock]

Granted, but its already used and possibly damaged
I wish for no rain for a bit

 

[SinnerTheCat]

Granted, but it starts snowing.

I wish for ice cream

 

[Clock]

Granted, but you get melted ice cream
I wish for snow

 

[Ananas Dragon]

Granted, but there's also a hailstorm

I wish to win lptpw

 

[Clock]

Granted, but you lose
I wish for a better year

 

[frogslime]

Granted, but you're taken back to 2016 and it causes a time paradox.

I wish to be in my favorite shows.

 

[Clock]

Granted, but you are the side character
I wish time was slower

 

[frogslime]

Granted. life now runs at 0.5 fps.

I wish I can see my favorite singer in person.

 

[wanderlust//]

Granted, but they hate you lol

I wish I could have a pizza right now

 

[spawnpoint]

Granted but it's burnt to a crisp

I wish I wasn't such a stupid idiot

 

[frogslime]

Granted, but now you know all of the secrets to the universe and everyone's minds... Which isn't good.

I wish I could have any skill at all