Cursed comments thread

[Ananas Dragon]

I like candy and all but not candy made from children. Do wild children count?

all types of children kiddo

Post cursed comments here.

 

[seularin]

She brought us to a "candy factory" and there was "ketchup" all over the place and turns out the candy was made of children

So uhhh

im into that

 

[winkokumma]

y’all got any water i think the candy is making me dizzy

 

[seularin]

So what’s the purpose of this van?

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it says right there

 

[winkokumma]

Oh yay! Where we going? ...Hey why is there a cage back here?

das my room don’t worry abt it

 

[Ananas Dragon]

But it does taste like candy. And that is what matters, right?

uh watch out for any-
blood or hard stuff

 

[Seastar]

Oops, I have some because I'm weird.

An Inkling who ate a Kirby?

An octoling who split the Kirby meal with the inkling. That's why they're not full Kirby.

Banned because oh no stop please. Why would anyone eat Kirby?

 

[seularin]

anyways lets head into the totally-non-sus candy factory

 

[winkokumma]

is that a no on the extra ketchup

is this something other than ketchup

why is it everywhere

It's not Ketchup

 

[seularin]

I think I'm lost and there's some ketchup on the floor

Hm *licks ketchup*

probably really old, tastes a bit like blood, would go great with a boiga

What?

Also some kinda raw meat looking thing on the ground..

 

[Ananas Dragon]

I think I'm lost and there's some ketchup on the floor

AHHHHHHH

Hm *licks ketchup*

probably really old, tastes a bit like blood, would go great with a boiga

Oof

WH A T

Very suspicious

What?

Also some kinda raw meat looking thing on the ground..

IM SCARED

I DONT WANNA DIE

Dude its just some ketchup and raw meat, probably made a wrong stop at a fast food factory

YOU DON'T KNOW WHAT IT REALLY IS YOU POOR INNOCENT SOUL

ESCAPE

That's not ketchup

WHERE DO I GO?? IM LOST AND JOSUKE LEFT ME

I sometimes wish I've never been born at all
Carry on, carry on
Does nothing really matter?

oh hey there's also some hooks with meat on them

What a vegetarian nightmare.
If you can't eat the meat eat the ketchup

FINE TOMATO SAUCE

Geez it's the same to me

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So far I've learned to trust strangers and hop into random vans

 

[seularin]

bruh i knew hoe was a nickname

 

[Seastar]

At least their tentacles look like hair. ...Wow, that sounds horrible out of context.

Who is she and why is she holding a creepy doll of herself?

 

[seularin]

We will give the candy to desperate children, instead of them dying just to get candy

 

[Clock]

I was literally confused when I was quoted, but now I know why.

 

[Your Local Wild Child]

Free candy?!? I’m in!

Noooo it's not candy
It's children!!

What?

the "candy" is made of children

Oh no I’m a (wild) child

run

I will

sshhh thats a secret to newcomers

S H H H H H H H H H H

y’all’s making me nervous around here

S H H H H H H H H H H

Uuuuhhhh...

S H H H H H H H H H H H H H

help

S H H H H H H H H H H H

You’re not making me feel better about this

stop you're scaring him

>:3

we need more children in the van
we need the fresh supply

 

[Clock]

Well...

Heres a frowny lemon

YES
6666th post lmao

In some ways, but I will not let children be taken into pain.

Yay slash the tires

Does anyone want to use my flamethrower?

I don’t want to image how my previous avatar before the Kirby with the bread knife tastes like

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Coffee? No, I don’t want to think of it.

School really does pay off with smart words

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Spoiler: Eating hands

Me too, I lost a 24 year old there.

I lost a person there

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I can’t think of anything else since I have way too many posts.
Most of them are in conversations, but i’m too lazy to get them.

Burn them with a flamethrower, done.
How do I make a snowman?

Flamethrower, its essential as it can roast zombies to crisp.
How do I stop this guy from blocking the parking lot?

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It takes a while quoting those posts

Did we steal a Dominos worker?

What about Starbucks on Easter island, they have one.

STEAL CHICKEN
PASSES OUT CHEF AND TAKES HIM TO THE SHIP
HE SHALL COOK FOR US NOW

STEALS WAFFLE FRIES FROM THE FRYING MACHINE AND PASSES OUT ANOTHER CHEF
LOOKS FOR SECRET RECIPE

STEALS THE STRUCTURE INSIDE CHICKFILA KID ROOM AND TAKES IT TO SHIP

YES THE KID STRUCTURE

Let’s go back
chickfila looks like it was ravaged by a tornado

No sleep is for the weak
We have caffeine in the boat

*Takes the passed out chef to the ship*

 

[Ananas Dragon]

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Hey should we ask that guy, maybe he’s a janitor

 

[Seastar]

Apparently, I'm still being told this. So, here's another cursed quote.

you ate kirby

 

[StarParty8]

I'm pretty good at joining cults of purple people.
Can i join?
Oh yeah, hail bob

YOU FOOL! I LEARNED TO CHECK EVERY SMALL DETAIL! YOU TRAITOR LOVES RAYMOND MORE! IM CALLING MIMI MAYBE SHELL DEAL WITH THIS

so what do we do now, our daily killing spree of that annoying katie who comes back to our town when we do anything?
or that ritual we always do where we bob dance in the purple endless void?

u dotn like bob, for u have sinned.

remember new leaf? they sure wanted help, making everyone bob. but not bob, bob head cosplays, i think thats what they were called. NOBODY TRIES TO COPY BOB!

ok
Before NH released, Raymond looked into the future and saw that he was popular.
He shared it with Bob, who got angry.
"I AM THE POPULAR ONE HERE!!! TAKE THIS!"
he threw a knife and raymond barely survived. Raymond decided to trick Bob, by saying
"Well, if i see any post saying how u are good, I WILL MAKE U MAKE A VIRUS!"
then he searched extensively and was like "BOB BOB BOB DO IT OR I WILL KILL U NO MISS LIKE A MARY SUE!"

hold on, lemme get my script...
welcome to the bob cult, only cult that idolizes a purple character that doesnt have weird cosplays.
it will beat the kirby cult.
this is the rebellion of 7/8/2020!

my character has to act like she doesnt know mimi to be less suspicious not lke she is mimi or snything bt she hates accusers

it was just a glitch

zipper T bunny is scary... he stares into your soul, but he never looks at bob.

bob the tomato

A decent proportion of my somewhat cursed comments.