Cursed comments thread

You’re in the wilderness now I cannot shame the wilderness for fear of wasp stings
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Oooh, yesh!
I will use the grey wolf as an example.

Let’s start with domain: it is a eukaryote. That means that it’s cells will have defined organelles and it’s DNA will be encased in a nucleus.
Now, Kingdom: it is in animalia. This is easy: it is an animal!
Phylum next: Chordata. Wolves have backbones!
Next up is Class: Mammalia. Mammals are warm-blooded vertebrates that primarily give birth to live young (there are some exceptions tho).
Order up: Order Carnivora, that is! These are critters like dogs, cats, weasels and seals!
Family is up (stay with me): Canidae. This family includes our buddy the wolf as well as foxes and coyotes.
Genus is next to last: Canis. Now we’re getting to what you usually see with scientific names. In a scientific name, the genus will be capitalized and often abbreviated (in this case, Canis or C.).
Finally, Species: Lupus! Now we’re at the grey wolf in specific. In its scientific name, it will always be in full and italicized, but never capitalized (lupus-full name C. lupus).
Bonus: sub-species: lupus. This is for when y’all want to go even further (perhaps you wanna specify that this is a wolf and not a dog). This will clarify that. With the scientific name, it will follow the same rules as the species name (C.
lupus lupus in our running example).

thank you for listening to my basic explanation on taxonomy! I love the field.
Some peeps might say that this is also cursed but I think it’s blessed lol
 
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I don't know about cursed, but here's some
no Tom is best tom

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O'HARE PUT SOME CLOTHES ON

"socks r mittens for yor feet" lol

I'm serious, they look similar. He has a tiny head.

why do I vividly remember the Pyukumukus I'm halas bathroom?

Yummy hot furries

I hate Bree fight me

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and Penelope

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ALL MICE!

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I HATE THEM ALL

I hate Deena with every ounce of my being. She told me to come to her house, and when I was one minute late, in front of her house, she asked me why I didn’t come over. She is scum of t͉̔h̡͑e ̭̂e̛̯̿͟a̋ͅr̍͜th̳̓,̖̦͊͘ ͓̆̈́͟a̼͊̐͜n͙͛d̮̃̌͟ ̲̊i̜̍f ̫̒̚͟s̲̺̒̒h̹̅è͍̙͞ ̠̞̏́ë́ͅv̞̼̐͝e͉͊͛ͅr da̯͛rẹ̮̄̈ c̼̐oṁ̧e͖͌ t̓͢o̡̚ ͖̬͆̀m̹̊y̬̪̐̅ ̭͡ĭ̖s̻̤̉̍l̝̼͆͐a̲͆n̩̒d,̖͝ ̝̜̒́ë͈́v̂̒ͅͅē̪̳͐n̮͒ as̭̾̾ͅ a̎͟ ͔͒ç͝å̯͓̿ṁ̗ṕ̤s͓̖̄͠i͕͛t͔͚̒̆e̘͝ ̬̃v̡͚̎͛i͇̭̿̄s͓̎ȉ͈̩̂t̟͑ơ͎r,͎͗ ͉̮̚͝I ̪̉̀͟wi̳̝͛̔l̖̽l ͔̟̀̈h̬͔̚͡i̬̙̒͞t ̨̠͐͌he͈̓r̰̉ ̠̫̾̀w̯̒i̞͒̑ͅt̨̅h̻̏͟͡ m̦͈͐̚y̌ͅ ̢͈̇̈ax͜͠e͈͌,̨̥̄͠ ͚͞a̳͂n̻̔d͇̈́ ́͜b̯͊ur̠͂y ͚̟̏̀h̪̅ę̌r̙͑ ̲̰͆̀w͉̯͌̇ȉ̧̟͐th̘́ ̙̹̅̔m̯̽y̥̽ ̛̱̜́ś̘h̰̄o̞̊vê͉̽͢l̦̅.̠̇ ͙̪̑͡Ḥ̼̎͘ŏ̩w̲̌͢͠ d̻̈a͖̿r͇̕è̲ ̦̠̾̋y̥̎o̤̹̔̈ṳ̓, ̝͗D̝͈̓̄ë̦́e̙̙͗̎n͚̉â͍. ̯̳̋͞Ho̭͔̿͠w.̅͜ ͕̪̃̏D̫͎̆̓a̯̙̋̈r̨͗ë͜.̘͗͡ͅ Y̳̓ơ̩̲͗ū̥̗͡.̠̳̊̑

Can I eat the new member's hands?

New members deserve a chance to not have their hands eaten

Listen i'm mommy and daddy so I'll change it tomorrow now to boil hands

YOU DIDN'T HEAR THAT ANOTHER WARNING ABOUT MY KATANA IF YOU DON'T STAY QUIET
 
banned for never getting medicine for that sting
Banned because it's hard to get medicine in the middle of a forest.
Banned because you’re right lol
Banned because if you're in the forest, you can use her gifts of the earth to make medicine.
Banned because the only “gifts” I get from the earth are bee stings. The Forest is a mean lady.
 
I love calamari
No, don't eat me!
I am capable of many things...
Please don't eat me
Y’all’s only gonna get a mouthful of ink
Ink is tasty
Write on your tongue with a pen 😋
No no no no no no no no no no no
I am the consumer of all ink

Gimme the pens
how you gonna digest it
If I give you pens, will you not eat me?
Yes the pens will suffice
*gives you lots of pens*
*Devours all the pens*
According to this site I've never heard of before, even squids enjoy calamari.

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Cursed comments from the Community Salad.
Who would eat any of this??
Bad candy from the van
Pillows covered in ink
"Friendliness pellets"
Kirby
Wait, that didn't work... I'm in the salad now.
What have I not put in the salad already from Splatoon?
If there's anything, put that in.
The murder deer
The torched remains of the free candy van
Candy van’s slashed tires and cage
My old shoes seasoned with blended rotten carrots
bath water
Cursed images
Bl- Uh, red ink.
Lots of clorox
Jar of pig's feet
The tears of my ex-lovers
Sentient paprika

latest
Anything but food
 
More cursed salad ingredients
Tom Nook’s toenail clippings
The entire meme of "Every copy of Mario 64 is personalized"
Pieces of my ceiling
The "candy factory" we went to
A peeled furby
Concrete to preserve the ingredients
Void Termina
Bad stuff that happened in a conversation
Fanfiction
My hunger. No, I wouldn't eat this disgusting salad.
An Inkling that definitely didn't do anything to Kirby.
Tommy and Timmy iced.
that one girl who made me cry in kindergarten
C̴̨͓͓̳͎̩̩̪̹̅̽́
Yes
Toilet
 
Hey, I found this as my saved draft lol

*starts eating the salad* Needs some raw eggs
Please no eating the salad... I'm apparently in it.

Uh... I will add cookie dough.
spinal cord
I suddenly had the goal to make no sure nobody eats the salad.

Rotten turnips.
knowing my best friend and the way he is on here he will probably still eat it

eyeballs
Unicorn tears they taste good
Another cursed comment I'll put a spoiler again
humans
toes

(attached and detached!)
the gacha kid’s burnt computer
I would my will to live to it if I had one so instead we're doing froggie blood.
Lets add skinned and diced Raymond! His blood is a sweet dressing! :3
Skinned and sliced Marshal. His blood was too sour so we don't need it.
Gacha kid’s sledgehammered, hard drive broken, on fire, and imploding computer
Everyone heres organs
Ink-covered donut
fertilizer
corgi bum
ProbablyNotJosuke he's gonna eat himself
Ink-covered pizza
My Splatoon character’s left arm
Expired milk
Expired medicine
My sister hahaha
Ink-covered marshmallows
The cursed gif from earlier
Ink-covered cookie
A possessed squid
 
Who is the avatar above you?
Hmmmm good question.

Another snack
potential jikken
something that will be deep fried very soon
squid flavored jikken
ink dipping sauce for my jikken
paint to hide the ketchup on the walls
Insane K-pop girl

I am not going to be your paint
bubblegum to blow bubbles with
Still insane K-pop girl

Ew, I am not going in your mouth.
 
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