(disclaimer, I don't think all men are pigs, but damn this song is catchy)
"I'm the swan that crashed on your lawn
And I'm the boy that will heal you, fix you up"
"Because I'm not typical, and Simone... you are just cynical!
I am better than you think, let me buy you a drink
Cha-mon!, I'm not so typical at all"
All men are pigs