Explain the plot of a movie/show/book/game mentioned above the worst way possible!

Some guys fight in a club with bars of soap. Yeah, that's the whole movie.

Ed, Edd n Eddy
 
Three hobos live in a neighborhood. They don't pay rent or anything really, but are somehow allowed to stay there. They cause a ruckus and noise that their neighbors don't like, which in turn causes their neighbors to bully them. One of their neighbors likes to talk to a wooden board and smack them with it, but miraculously the police are never called.

The Hunger Games trilogy.
 
Disney if they were allowed to get away with more adult jokes.

Sonic CD.
 
Never heard of this piece of media so here's my completely wrong and horrible explanation...
Maude Flanders from The Simpsons comes back from the dead and preaches to everyone on how to worship Jesus. Ned doesn't know what to do, and enlists the help of Chief Wiggum to try and put an end to this weirdness. Instead, Maude starts hypnotizing everyone to go get donuts, and they all lived happily ever after. The end.
I tried

Mickey's House of Mouse
 
Some guy that likes old music gets abducted from Earth by aliens, and is trained by his abductors to protect their galaxy. Along the way, he encounters and reluctantly teams up with the Snapchat myAi, a talking raccoon who won't shut up, a super-egotistical strongman, and a live tree branch who has to say who he is all the time so people never forget. This strange combination somehow works, and they end up becoming the galaxy's best defenders since the rebellion.

Iron Man (2008)
 
Guy learns he has an iron deficiency and accidentally ODs on iron, becoming a superhero with super-strong red blood cells. (Idk I haven’t seen it lol)

Meet Me in St. Louis (1944)?
 
Clang clang clang went the trolley. Ding ding ding went the bell….

The Muppets
 
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“Hey, what did you think of that number? Wasn't that bad, was it?”

“It stands out compared to the rest of them!

“Doh! Hohohohoho!”

Aqua Teen Hunger Force.
 
This girl has a personality disorder and wants to be different and cool from everyone else, so she joins a squad of same-minded people, and they all start dancing to prove how cool they are.

Grandma Got Run Over By A Reindeer
 
Darn it I got ninja’d. This was too good to delete, however, so I’ll just do both:

Midoriya: Some old lady gets hit by Comet, Santa’s fastest reindeer, and starts a whole slew of legal battles due to the lady dying from her injuries. Her family was upset at Santa for allowing this to happen, so they sue him for 10,000,000 cookies (the North Pole’s currency) and file a grievance. The court rules in favor of Santa, because they found out that it wasn’t actually Comet who did it, it was Erik in a major plot twist. This is the reason why Santa is absent in Animal Crossing, and we have to see Jingle all the time instead. He had to fill in due to Santa’s looooong legal battle. In the end, Erik’s punishment for his crimes was a life sentence of chores for Isabelle. The end.

Sorrelfox: Final Fantasy, but Disney wanted to put their characters in it to make them appear edgy. Worked out quite well, actually.

Bob’s Burgers
 
It's about a place called Bob's Burgers. Unfortunately, there are hundreds upon thousands of other places with the same name, so they have to change their name to Bobbbbbb's Burgers. The end.

Madagascar (the movie)
 
A Christmas carol making light of the very serious issue of cervid-based violence against the elderly.

Kingdom Hearts
I mean the whole song is all kinds of messed up. Lady gets trampled by a deer. Let's make a happy/energetic song about it.

I like to move it, move it. I like to move it, move it. I like to move it, move it. We like to move it. Rinse repeat for 90 minutes.

Pokemon the First movie.
 
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