Fill In The Blank!

[tamagotchi]

That cheeseball looks like my drunk aunt, only sexier.

My ugly ____ likes to ____ in the _____.

 

[cannedcommunism]

My ugly child likes to twerk in the Kremlin.

When I _____ every _____, I always take _____ before I _____.

 

[BellGreen]

When I play every year, I always take gasoline before I drive.

That ___ was so ____ I think I almost _____

 

[Byngo]

That person was so ugly, I think I almost barfed.

When I ____, I usually will either ____ or ____

 

[rosiekitty405]

When I eat I usually will either eat or eat.

I ___ during ___ so I ___ cats.

 

[FireNinja1]

I jump during class so I throw cats.

The _____ _____ because he _______ _______.

 

[cannedcommunism]

The cat ****ed because he wanted to.

_____ serves as a good ______ when it's not ______.

 

[oath2order]

Your mom serves as a good distraction when it's not playing strip club music.

 

[kasane]

Not continuing?
I'll start again, I suppose
If you ____ me in my _____, I will ______ you

 

[reyy]

If you poke me in my cat ears, I will end you

I CAN'T TAKE THESE MOTHER****ING _____ ON THIS MOTHER****ING ______!

 

[Omfa]

I CAN'T TAKE THESE MOTHER****ING NEWF*** ON THIS MOTHER****ING BOARD!


OH, WHAT A FINISH BY ______! Absolutely sensational! ________ are up by _-_ now.

 

[Crystal Kitty Cat]

Celtic (is that how u spell?) They, 1,000,000-0 (one-million nil)
soooo....
OH WHAT A FINISH BY CELTIC! Absolutely sensational! They are up by 1,000,000-0 now.

I have a cat named _______, a dog called _______, 84 fish that are all named _______, a ________ named Bob Fossil, a pet human named Simon Pegg and a huge _______ called __________. I _______ them all so much.

try these if you're outa ideas:
Butt-hole. Toilet roll. Butt-cheek. Dinosaur. Golden Toilet. The Boss Guy. Hate.

 

[cannedcommunism]

I have a cat named Dog, a dog called Cat, 84 fish that are all named Enrique, a snake named Bob Fossil, a pet human named Simon Pegg and a huge car called Junk. I loathe them all so much.

The _______ did _______ on ________ because_________, so _________

 

[Crystal Kitty Cat]

The horse did a poop on it's rider because Yolo, so yeah....

Wow. Such_____. Very ______. So ______. Much emptiness. (Don't answer unless you know the doge the dog meme)

 

[Jake]

Im not going doge meme

Hi ____ do you wanna maybe ____ and then get ____ it should be interesting

 

[Blu Rose]

Hi there! Do you wanna maybe eat and then get tired? It should be interesting.

__________ __________ __________?

 

[Cou]

You love me?

I ____ really _____, okay?