Maybe i'm the only one here who hates falls... i hate practically everything about it, its the most depressing time of year honestly. >_>
anyway, here's five (because ten is pushing it.) reasons why it sucks.
Reason 5: The idea that you wont see a breath of life in the world for another six monthes.
Reason 4: Nothing to do - What can you even do in the fall... you can fish, thats basically it... your body is not yet used to the air to do anything more than lay around your house and hope its an early spring... fall sports come and go too fast, and there's snow on the tops of the mountains faster than you have time to think of anything to do other than go to school and watch your world die in front of you.
Reason 3: Lack of wildlife - Well, Summer is gone... you saw all those cool looking bugs flying around, most of which are now twitching on the ground below you dying horrible deaths... those elk you saw walking through the woods have been shot to death and are now being mounted in some 40-year-olds rack room where he's collected more than enough heads over the years to call himself a hunter... its almost beautiful in a disgusting sort of way.
Reason 2: It's cold - I hate cold, thats the thing you hate worst about fall/winter... you're wishing for just one day where it were blazing hot... so hot that when you walked outside you'd start sweating instantly, this is what i wish for throughout january... but alas, i live in Utah, not the Carribian. (Zero you lil jerk. D
Reason 1: Everythings dying - Summer everything is in a nice lush state... then comes the first week of september, which really really sucks, and this isn't because of school, its because you see the first few leaves on the tips of the tree's start to turn a putrid yellow... they go from this nice state of greenness to a yellow that is ushering in the cold... you notice the tops of the mountains turning red asif they're bleeding to death... you watch the whole world around you start to die... and what freaks me out more is people enjoy it, maybe its just me but i really hate watching stuff die, its not my kind of thing.
well there we go, Five things i hate about fall, written in reverse order because i do that with everything.
add your own, discuss, whatever, i dont care. I just had to get this out.
anyway, here's five (because ten is pushing it.) reasons why it sucks.
Reason 5: The idea that you wont see a breath of life in the world for another six monthes.
Reason 4: Nothing to do - What can you even do in the fall... you can fish, thats basically it... your body is not yet used to the air to do anything more than lay around your house and hope its an early spring... fall sports come and go too fast, and there's snow on the tops of the mountains faster than you have time to think of anything to do other than go to school and watch your world die in front of you.
Reason 3: Lack of wildlife - Well, Summer is gone... you saw all those cool looking bugs flying around, most of which are now twitching on the ground below you dying horrible deaths... those elk you saw walking through the woods have been shot to death and are now being mounted in some 40-year-olds rack room where he's collected more than enough heads over the years to call himself a hunter... its almost beautiful in a disgusting sort of way.
Reason 2: It's cold - I hate cold, thats the thing you hate worst about fall/winter... you're wishing for just one day where it were blazing hot... so hot that when you walked outside you'd start sweating instantly, this is what i wish for throughout january... but alas, i live in Utah, not the Carribian. (Zero you lil jerk. D
Reason 1: Everythings dying - Summer everything is in a nice lush state... then comes the first week of september, which really really sucks, and this isn't because of school, its because you see the first few leaves on the tips of the tree's start to turn a putrid yellow... they go from this nice state of greenness to a yellow that is ushering in the cold... you notice the tops of the mountains turning red asif they're bleeding to death... you watch the whole world around you start to die... and what freaks me out more is people enjoy it, maybe its just me but i really hate watching stuff die, its not my kind of thing.
well there we go, Five things i hate about fall, written in reverse order because i do that with everything.
add your own, discuss, whatever, i dont care. I just had to get this out.
