Fortunately, unfortunately

[honeyaura]

Fortunately the sickness granted me awesome healing powers

 

[AngelBunny]

unfortunately it only lasted for one minute and you never got to use them

 

[honeyaura]

Fortunately I gained natural knowledge on how to make healing potions from it

what am I doing

 

[Chele]

Unfortunately you forgot after a couple of minutes because you have a bad memory

 

[pique]

Fortunately, because you have a bad memory, you forgot about the chocolate incident which had scarred your life.

 

[PunchyTheCat]

Unfortunately, your mother remembers it and tells you about it daily.

 

[honeyaura]

Fortunately it doesn't affect me since I don't remember it myself

 

[Bcat]

unfortunately, hostile winged monkeys descend from the sky

 

[honeyaura]

Fortunately I kick their monkey butts til I win

 

[Bcat]

unfortunately the monkeys fuse together and form one colossal monkey

 

[carp]

fortunately the monkey is friendly

 

[pique]

Unfortunately, the huge thing is very clumsy, and it trips and falls on top of you. It doesn't hurt but you can't get it off of you.

 

[honeyaura]

Fortunately he at least keeps you warm

 

[Bcat]

Unfortunately, he smells terrible

 

[dedenne]

Fortunately, it accidently steps on some air freshener so it smells perfect again

 

[honeyaura]

Unfortunately he starts complaining and screaming, giving you a migraine

 

[Bcat]

fortunately, you're able to calm him down by finding an enormous banana

 

[Chele]

Unfortunately you’re allergic to bananas and the monkey spills massive banana crumbs on your face while he’s eating.

 

[pique]

Fortunately, the monkey realizes his mistake (by your screaming) and quickly wipes off all the banana crumbs.

 

[Adriel]

unfortunately he has traces of banana on his hands, only worsening your allergy