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I'm reading the text that my current physics professor wrote for her students, and I found this gem:
[Prof is talking about Richard Feynman, who says that mathematicians don't really care what they're talking about, and that they don't even need to know what they're talking about or whether or not it's true]
Perhaps Feynman was one of the two passengers in a hot air balloon that
had drifted for more than an hour when it passed over a wooded area. In a
clearing in the woods stood a lone gentleman.
The two passengers called down to the gentleman on the ground, 'Where
are we?'
The gentleman looked up, staring, for many minutes, as the balloon drifted
further and further from the clearing. Just as the gentleman was about out of
sight he replied, 'In a balloon.'
The physicist told his colleague, 'That fellow is a mathematician.'
Astonished, his friend puzzled, 'How do you know?'
'It?s quite simple. Three reasons: First, the fellow took a long time coming
to his answer. Second, when he did reach an answer, it was absolutely correct.
And third, his answer was totally useless.'"
Cause math folks be like that
*cough*
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I'm reading the text that my current physics professor wrote for her students, and I found this gem:
[Prof is talking about Richard Feynman, who says that mathematicians don't really care what they're talking about, and that they don't even need to know what they're talking about or whether or not it's true]
Perhaps Feynman was one of the two passengers in a hot air balloon that
had drifted for more than an hour when it passed over a wooded area. In a
clearing in the woods stood a lone gentleman.
The two passengers called down to the gentleman on the ground, 'Where
are we?'
The gentleman looked up, staring, for many minutes, as the balloon drifted
further and further from the clearing. Just as the gentleman was about out of
sight he replied, 'In a balloon.'
The physicist told his colleague, 'That fellow is a mathematician.'
Astonished, his friend puzzled, 'How do you know?'
'It?s quite simple. Three reasons: First, the fellow took a long time coming
to his answer. Second, when he did reach an answer, it was absolutely correct.
And third, his answer was totally useless.'"
Cause math folks be like that

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