giveaway(CLOSED)

[_Rainy_]

Round 10

 

[Sheep Villager]

Where do bad cats go?

To the purr-gatory!​

 

[niconii]

Why do we tell actors to “break a leg”?
Because every play has a cast.

 

[oak]

Why don't eggs tell jokes?

They crack up too easily.

 

[LoserMom]

Why did the frog take the bus to work today?
His car got toad away

 

[SmrtLilCookie]

What did the Pink Panther say when he stepped on an ant?

Dead ant... dead ant... dead ant dead ant dead ant dead ant dead annnnnntttt...

 

[Lightspring]

Why did the chicken cross the road?
To get to the other side.

 

[SpaceTokki77]

Tysm for this! Very kind of you!

What do you call a pig that does karate?
a pork chop

 

[_Rainy_]

Round 11!

 

[SmrtLilCookie]

What did the blind doe say?

I have no eye dear

 

[oak]

Why don’t melons get married?

Because they cantaloupe

 

[Lightspring]

Where do cows go to watch films?

The moovies.

 

[niconii]

Two guys stole a calendar. They got six months each.

 

[_Rainy_]

Round 12

 

[SpaceTokki77]

why did the chicken cross the road
to get to the other side

 

[niconii]

Did you hear about the actor who fell through the floorboards?
He was just going through a stage.

 

[xlisapisa]

What kind of bees produce milk?

boobees

 

[Lightspring]

What is a ghost’s favorite fruit?

Booberries

 

[oak]

What does corn say when it gets a compliment?

Aw shucks

 

[_Rainy_]

Round 13