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[SmrtLilCookie]

What do you call a pun you can rip in half?

A tear-able one.

 

[*The Oakboro Mayor*]

Towels can’t tell jokes. They have a dry sense of humor.

 

[Lightspring]

What’s a cat’s favorite cooking utensil?

A whisk(er)

 

[Mikaiah]

i wish i was adenine cos then i could get paired with u im running out of ideas tbh but if anyone needs bad explanations to my bad jokes i'm happy to oblige

 

[Xeleron]

Why did the crab never share? Because he's shellfish.

 

[niconii]

Why are there gates surrounding cemeteries?

Because people are dying to get in.

 

[Lightspring]

What‘s the ocean’s favorite pasta dish?

Shells and cheese.

 

[_Rainy_]

Round 16

 

[*The Oakboro Mayor*]

Why do people get paid to work as a mortician?

It’s a living!

 

[niconii]

Why didn’t the vampire attack Taylor Swift?

She had bad blood.

 

[Xeleron]

Want to hear a joke about a piece of paper? Never mind... it's tearable.

 

[Lightspring]

What happens when a clown farts?

It smells funny.

 

[xlisapisa]

Justice is a dish best served cold, if it were served warm it would be justwater.

 

[OtakuTrash]

what is math's favorite dessert?
Pi.

 

[oak]

How can you tell it’s a dogwood tree?

By the bark

 

[saucySheep]

what's brown and sticky?

a STICK

 

[_Rainy_]

Almost done rip my TBT
Round 17

 

[SpaceTokki77]

Entering for @OtakuTrash her laptop died
What do you call a fish with no eyes?
A fsh

 

[_Rainy_]

Round 18

 

[*The Oakboro Mayor*]

What do you receive when you ask a lemon for help?

Lemonaid Thanks for the giveaway Renee!!