Google Translate Thing

[Cress]

Start with a phrase in English (the longer, the better). Every post will translate it to a different language. After a while, translate it back to English to see how terrible Google Translate really is.

Ex. The phrase is " I am eating pizza."
Person 1: To French "Je mange une pizza."
Person 2: To Lao "ຂ້າພະເຈົ້າ ກິນອາຫານ pizza ເປັນ."
Person 3: To Russian "Я ем пиццу."
*Skip ahead to person 7 or so*
Back to English: "I foot is mouth."

The first phrase will be: "One look at your face brings down the human race."
Translated to Czech: "Jeden pohled na svou tv?ř sni?uje lidskou rasu."

Now go.

 

[Lumira]

Viens apskatīt sejā samazina cilvēci.
(Latvian)

 

[Cress]

To Zulu:
Omunye look at ubuso bakhe kwehlisa esintwini.

 

[jiny]

(korean)

그의 얼굴 에 한 모습 은 인류를 줄일 수 있습니다.

 

[Cress]

Somali:
Muuqashada oo wejigiisuu u yarayn karaa tartanka aadanaha.

 

[Lumira]

German:
Der Ausdruck auf seinem Gesicht, kann die menschliche Rasse zu reduzieren.

 

[jiny]

spanish

que mira en su cara, puede reducir la raza humana

 

[Cress]

To Finnish:
katsomalla kasvoja, voit v?hent?? ihmiskunnan

 

[jiny]

danish:

ved at se p? dit ansigt, kan du reducere menneskeheden

 

[Cress]

To Afrikaans:
deur te kyk na jou gesig, kan jy die mensdom te verminder

 

[jiny]

thai:

โดยการมอง ไปที่ใบหน้า ของคุณคุณ สามารถลด ความเป็นมนุษย์

 

[Cress]

Okay let's put this back into English.
"By looking at your face, you can reduce a human being."
Still pretty similar. :/

Next person can create the phrase.

 

[jiny]

lol umm

Hold the door.