nintendoanna
Senior Member
and if they're only four, WHO ARE THE VILLAGERS PARENTS?
Someone made a comic about the haze and darkness at the beginning and it's Isabelle keeping you in a basement all tied up cause you're forced to be mayor. But going even beyond that, maybe every time you save she comes and bashes you with a shovel and drags you down there until you wake up then after talking to you about what's going on in the town, she bops you again and drops you in front of your house to "wake up" as you're seen yawning at times with messy hair when you've been gone for long... kind of much like when you pass out from being poisoned by a tarantula or scorpion... weird right?
I want to know if Tom Nook is really a man in a raccoon suit.
Guys, seriously...
...who cuts the grass?
Someone made a comic about the haze and darkness at the beginning and it's Isabelle keeping you in a basement all tied up cause you're forced to be mayor. But going even beyond that, maybe every time you save she comes and bashes you with a shovel and drags you down there until you wake up then after talking to you about what's going on in the town, she bops you again and drops you in front of your house to "wake up" as you're seen yawning at times with messy hair when you've been gone for long... kind of much like when you pass out from being poisoned by a tarantula or scorpion... weird right?
Why only your mom sends mail to you and never your dad and never comes to visit the town you run as mayor?
[*]When the mayor first moves in, the snooty villagers comment specifically on how them being furless and tailless means they'll bring different ideas to the town. Why are humans so rare? (Assuming the mayor isn't an insectoid?)
[*]Why does Kapp'n spend most of his day away from his family?
[*]The things I catch for my cranky villagers' nieces, why do they end up in their uncles' homes?
[*]Are the food villagers edible?! Zucker makes me hungry...
[*]Why isn't there matching cheese furniture?
[*]Tadpoles, frogs, octopi, small birds and owls... How are they related to the villagers?
Why was Tortimer so terrible at his job? Seriously, he was mayor for at least 10 years, that's plenty time to develop a town!
Also the other thing I can't stop wondering about (I swear I didn't think this up on purpose -- my brain is just evil like this) is whether or not Pietro is somehow based off the IRL killer clown John Wayne Gacey. But I just really, really want to stop thinking about because I feel like I scarred myself for life when this evil theory crept it's way inside my head.