How Do You Think The User Above You Got Their Username?

Teabagel was having tea and bagels, and thought "Tea and Bagels are great together. I should make that a username!". That is the story of Teabagel
 
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One seemingly peaceful day, on a farm located precariously close to a fault line, a farmer was harvesting corn. Suddenly, the ground began to quake, and a volcano soon towered over the previously flat landscape. It spewed molten lava all around the farm. The farmer was horrified. All their produce, burned to a crisp by this seemingly contrived event.

Then, from the burning ashes of the corn fields, Lavamaize was born.

Expected to become a great superhero, Lavamaize instead became obsessed with Animal Crossing and joined a forum dedicated to it. The end.
 
Silver the Hedgehog decided to have some Maple syrup with his waffles, thus MapleSilver was born.
 
Someone, having breakfast, accidentally spilled tea on their bagel. Distraught, they went back to the kitchen to make something else. When they returned to the dining room, the bagel was gone, along with the rest of the tea still in the cup. This Teabagel had gained sentience, and devoted its life to fight for the lives of its not yet awakened bagel brethren. Though most of this "fighting" involves aimlessly posting on forums.
 
You thought of it while drinking maple syrup from your silver-lined teacup, like a person of TRUE class.



Someone, having breakfast, accidentally spilled tea on their bagel. Distraught, they went back to the kitchen to make something else. When they returned to the dining room, the bagel was gone, along with the rest of the tea still in the cup. This Teabagel had gained sentience, and devoted its life to fight for the lives of its not yet awakened bagel brethren. Though most of this "fighting" involves aimlessly posting on forums.

not aimless! I know my brethren are here somewhere, i just gotta find em!
 
When a mommy tea and a daddy bagel love each other very much........

I think y’all know where this is going...​
 
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