How good can you roast?

[piichinu]

i end people's careers

are you talking about the shawn mendes gir.

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[Soda Fox]

I can roast some good coffee.

I don't roast people.

 

[Elov]

I've never tried. I would be terrible at it. I tend to avoid unnecessary conflict at all costs.

 

[jiny]

no the best insult i can come up with is stupid how am i going to roast someone

 

[hamster]

haven't actually tried roasting someone before so i don't even know

 

[RainbowCherry]

No, I'm not a good cook, nor a cannibal.

 

[MokaAkashiya]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7ZIwLiViHVo

 

[satine]

pretty well when needed. i'm a nice person but i get pretty nasty if someone's trying my patience in the morning, or someone's just being a brat in general. i try not to snap but i do it way more often now than i ever have in the past, i think it's because i'm tired lmao. i don't even plan it, i just say whatever comes to mind and most of the time that isn't a good thing.

 

[vel]

in middle school i made friends by roasting, but i was hella good at it lmao. now my roasts suck, so i can't do it as well.

 

[riummi]

looking back to when i was younger, I'd say I was a natural

 

[That Zephyr Guy]

My dad says I'm fantastic at it. I don't cook much, but I guess meat is my specialty. My judge of what spices to use and how long to cook a beef roast is just something that comes naturally to me.



Oh we're talking about that kind of roast.


Everybody thinks they're good at roasting but I've seen like half of y'all think outright insulting people is roasting so... :3c

 

[Koopa K]

What is with your sig? It looks like trash!
Jk, practicing my roasting, your sig is great!
But yeah. I suck at roasts.

 

[chaicow]

I don't like insulting other people. Roasting isn't something I want or like to do.

 

[KaydeeKrunk]

Everytime I go out in the sun my body roasts.

I have cooked several roasts throughout my life and those who ate it said they were very good so check on that too.

BUT I try really hard to not make fun of people unless: 1.) they deserve it or 2.) we're close enough that they will know I am fulling kidding and can take it as a joke. I try to be nice to people so yeah, not a big fan of roasting them.

 

[LinkToTheWorld]

I'm very good at it, which isn't always a great thing. Most of the time it's only when I know somebody really well, I have quite a dry sense of humour so to do it to somebody who didn't know me properly may well upset them, thinking I'm being serious or whatever.
My best friend gets it a lot from me. For some reason most things she says just need a funny response to them. She takes it all in good humour, though

 

[vogelbiene]

My roast beef is known for it's amount of spices and the flavoursome taste. Usually it takes all day in the slow cooker so that when its ready to be served, it pulls apart easily and can melt in your mouth.

I don't roast. But if I do, it's an accident because I am just like that 24/7 so