Taiga's ranting time about why she hates the beach (dw, no third person speaking for this.)
I hate going to the beach! The heat, the smell of sunscreen, the seaweed just hovering above your foot in water, the grainy sand just randomly going into your eyes or your mouth, the waves towering you and then splash, bugs crawling up on you and the people who destroy your sandcastles. I mean, I know the beach it a time to relax and have fun in the water but can they just stop kicking sand castles over and mature for once!? Guess not. The next time a kid decides to call me a grandma, ooooh there will now be an australian godzilla rising from hell to roam and crush them. Now let me tell you what happened.
Since my friend wanted to lay down and tan, (TANS AINT GOOD FOR YOU! It's true.) I went to walk around. Because I was slumping my back over even though it's not good, some kid walks up to me, gives me a big tree branch and then laughs at me, chanting 'GRANDMA GRANNY GRANDMA!'. I swear, I probably snapped that tree branch in half and stuck them in his ears. (I know I'm brutal but meh.) When he kept chanting that, I just decided to imagine that rainbows and unicorns are puking out of his mouth with a pinch of satan. Because that's all I'm hearing.
Now after that incident, there was a huge gust of wind heading my direction and WHAM! My mouth now tastes like sand, no, not any ordinary sand. Sand that people's feet have been stepping on. WHO KNOWS!? Some of the sand could've been from the water and you know kids sometimes go there and probably hide so they can just pee and act like nothing has happened. Oh it was not a nice experience when that happened at my school's swimming carnival. I practically died on the spot when some crawled into my eyes and stung. DAMN YOU STUPID BEACH! (Get it? Beach? What does it sound like? Hint: a female dog.)
Seaweeds. Yep, they have at least scared us once when the slimy and soft mushiness just made contact with our skin. I swear I am a seaweed magnet! They just clung onto me like there is no tomorrow! HNNNNNNG *Hulk mode activated*
Dear beach,
Please next time, try make girls wear less revealing clothes. I'm pretty sure I saw a pedophile staring at some lady and even I was scarred.
Not much but I'm sure we can relate to stuff here.
Taiga out <3
I hate going to the beach! The heat, the smell of sunscreen, the seaweed just hovering above your foot in water, the grainy sand just randomly going into your eyes or your mouth, the waves towering you and then splash, bugs crawling up on you and the people who destroy your sandcastles. I mean, I know the beach it a time to relax and have fun in the water but can they just stop kicking sand castles over and mature for once!? Guess not. The next time a kid decides to call me a grandma, ooooh there will now be an australian godzilla rising from hell to roam and crush them. Now let me tell you what happened.
Since my friend wanted to lay down and tan, (TANS AINT GOOD FOR YOU! It's true.) I went to walk around. Because I was slumping my back over even though it's not good, some kid walks up to me, gives me a big tree branch and then laughs at me, chanting 'GRANDMA GRANNY GRANDMA!'. I swear, I probably snapped that tree branch in half and stuck them in his ears. (I know I'm brutal but meh.) When he kept chanting that, I just decided to imagine that rainbows and unicorns are puking out of his mouth with a pinch of satan. Because that's all I'm hearing.
Now after that incident, there was a huge gust of wind heading my direction and WHAM! My mouth now tastes like sand, no, not any ordinary sand. Sand that people's feet have been stepping on. WHO KNOWS!? Some of the sand could've been from the water and you know kids sometimes go there and probably hide so they can just pee and act like nothing has happened. Oh it was not a nice experience when that happened at my school's swimming carnival. I practically died on the spot when some crawled into my eyes and stung. DAMN YOU STUPID BEACH! (Get it? Beach? What does it sound like? Hint: a female dog.)
Seaweeds. Yep, they have at least scared us once when the slimy and soft mushiness just made contact with our skin. I swear I am a seaweed magnet! They just clung onto me like there is no tomorrow! HNNNNNNG *Hulk mode activated*
Dear beach,
Please next time, try make girls wear less revealing clothes. I'm pretty sure I saw a pedophile staring at some lady and even I was scarred.
Not much but I'm sure we can relate to stuff here.
Taiga out <3
