Invent a fact

[Blu Rose]

Cherries have been known to grab mayoral roles.

Cats...

 

[Hikari]

Some cats are allergic to humans.

Next: Birds.

 

[Blu Rose]

Birds are all water-mammals.

Tango.

 

[Byngo]

Tango is a variation of Tap Dancing.

Internet.

 

[AnimalCrosserTom126]

The internet is not for going into websites.

Time.

 

[BungoTheElf]

Life is time. And time is life.

Cookies

 

[harime]

There aren't cookies on the dark side, unfortunately.

Frogs!

 

[Jake]

frogs are the secret ingredient in pizza

tables

 

[Cou]

Tables are usually to flip people off

Tomatoes

 

[Fearthecuteness]

Tomatoes are making an army as we speak are going to take over the world soon.

Hair

 

[BlueSkittleWolf]

Your hair will never grow back once it's gone.

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Next: farms.

 

[Farobi]

farms lose the wild cats on sundays.

tables

 

[Seastar]

The weight of even a whale can't break a table.
Next: Flutes

 

[Byngo]

Flutes are used for a variety of purposes, but the most common is to scare of bugs.

Murder

 

[Cariad]

The most common murder is by an onion grown under the sea.
Next, sponge

 

[beffa]

oh ok i answered for murder -.-

edit: sponges are the secret ingredient to burger buns

next; soup

 

[Seastar]

Soup never has any meat or vegetables.
Next: trains

 

[Cariad]

I like them

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Next: jacket

 

[Seastar]

Wearing a jacket makes you very likely to be hit by a train that comes from absolutely nowhere.
Next: Pears

 

[cannedcommunism]

Pears cause hair cancer, and in worse cases, allantiasis.

Next: Cows