IRC Quotes Thread

Better version with fixes and things.


<Horus> Can we make a legit horusxjubs fanfic


<Alice> Justin put his hand on Horus's upperthigh. Horus snapped his head towards him and looked deeply into his lust-filled eyes. He leaned closer and whispered silently into Justin's ear "neeeeigh".


<ProfGallows> Horus lit the candles around the room, the smell of roses and pineapples wafted through the air. As he sensually looks and Justin he says, "Now, time to remove those clothes from you." Justin rises up and whispers into Horus's ear, "Good luck, have fun."


<Olive> Jubs gently slathers dolewhip on horus's face and proceeds to massage it in

<ProfGallows> Just then Dark fireman kicks the door down, wearing nothing but a fireman's hat

<Olive> "i smelled the dole' he says

<Alice> Horus began to unbutton Justin's shirt as Justin stared longingly into his eyes. Their gaze was only broken by Horus's abrupt realisation.

<Alice> "I have hooves"

<Olive> JUST THEN

<Olive> the three of them jump into a tub of dolewhip

<Alice> Horus bent Justin over, and took the whip he had lying behind him firmly into his grasp. He began whipping Justin, hard, and fast. Justin turned around and exclaimed

<Alice> "Your whip is dole"

<Alice> and then the earth blew up
<Alice> the end​





<Dark> ITS A MOTHER ****ING DOLE WHIP
 
Prof Gallows said:
Better version with fixes and things.


<Horus> Can we make a legit horusxjubs fanfic


<Alice> Justin put his hand on Horus's upperthigh. Horus snapped his head towards him and looked deeply into his lust-filled eyes. He leaned closer and whispered silently into Justin's ear "neeeeigh".


<ProfGallows> Horus lit the candles around the room, the smell of roses and pineapples wafted through the air. As he sensually looks and Justin he says, "Now, time to remove those clothes from you." Justin rises up and whispers into Horus's ear, "Good luck, have fun."


<Olive> Jubs gently slathers dolewhip on horus's face and proceeds to massage it in

<ProfGallows> Just then Dark fireman kicks the door down, wearing nothing but a fireman's hat

<Olive> "i smelled the dole' he says

<Alice> Horus began to unbutton Justin's shirt as Justin stared longingly into his eyes. Their gaze was only broken by Horus's abrupt realisation.

<Alice> "I have hooves"

<Olive> JUST THEN

<Olive> the three of them jump into a tub of dolewhip

<Alice> Horus bent Justin over, and took the whip he had lying behind him firmly into his grasp. He began whipping Justin, hard, and fast. Justin turned around and exclaimed

<Alice> "Your whip is dole"

<Alice> and then the earth blew up
<Alice> the end​





<Dark> ITS A MOTHER ****ING DOLE WHIP
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thank you so much for this
really
just
i
am so grateful for this

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[02:37] <fMRI> EFFFFF chARLEY HORSE
[02:38] <Dark> o
[02:38] <Dark> naaay
[02:38] <Dark> naaaaaaay
[02:38] <Dark> pffffft
[02:38] <fMRI> OOO
[02:38] <fMRI> TIME TO DRAW JOSH AS A PONY
[02:38] <Dark> i **** dat
[02:39] <fMRI> .
[02:39] <Dark> damn it
[02:39] <Dark> o **** dat
[02:39] <Alice> oh right
[02:39] <fMRI> U **** pony?
[02:39] <Alice> I keep meaning to play league and dota again
[02:39] <Dark> ogodno
[02:39] <fMRI> u admitted it
 
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us> [09:25] <CoryTheKangaroo> i feel like dota 2 is for children
[09:25] <+Horus> [09:25] <CoryTheKangaroo> i feel like dota 2 is for children
[09:25] <+Horus> [09:25] <CoryTheKangaroo> i feel like dota 2 is for children
[09:25] <+Horus> [09:25] <CoryTheKangaroo> i feel like dota 2 is for children
[09:25] <+Horus> let that sink in
[09:25] <+Olive> WE NEED KARLA
[09:25] <+Lauren> ong
[09:25] <+Olive> TO SHOW HIM WHAT A REAL CHILD LOOKS LIKE
[09:25] <Tinaa> robrob - I'm guessing waffles or farobi by the fact they used 'rockyourbodie' as a name...
[09:25] <+Lauren> hes going to rip you a new butt hole
[09:26] <+Horus> tehsheriff = karla
[09:26] <TehSheriff> i think
[09:26] <TehSheriff> he is mistaken
 
Olive said:
us> [09:25] <CoryTheKangaroo> i feel like dota 2 is for children
[09:25] <+Horus> [09:25] <CoryTheKangaroo> i feel like dota 2 is for children
[09:25] <+Horus> [09:25] <CoryTheKangaroo> i feel like dota 2 is for children
[09:25] <+Horus> [09:25] <CoryTheKangaroo> i feel like dota 2 is for children
[09:25] <+Horus> let that sink in
[09:25] <+Olive> WE NEED KARLA
[09:25] <+Lauren> ong
[09:25] <+Olive> TO SHOW HIM WHAT A REAL CHILD LOOKS LIKE
[09:25] <Tinaa> robrob - I'm guessing waffles or farobi by the fact they used 'rockyourbodie' as a name...
[09:25] <+Lauren> hes going to rip you a new butt hole
[09:26] <+Horus> tehsheriff = karla
[09:26] <TehSheriff> i think
[09:26] <TehSheriff> he is mistaken
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WHO IS THIS IMPOSTER???
 
Olive said:
[09:25] <Tinaa> robrob - I'm guessing waffles or farobi by the fact they used 'rockyourbodie' as a name...
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Errr thats my user in steam and I know no one is asking lol
My friend told me to make Dance Central reference

To the imposter LoL is for kids you dawg
 
I play Dota 2 so why would I say that Dota 2 is for kids?

Farobi said:
Why are you defending yourself to IRC people? :lemon:
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Olive said:
said the imposter
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Anyway this fits to the convo I think
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[15:22] <makkine> ya listen 2 jubs
[15:22] <makkine> sharing iz carin
[15:22] <makkine> g
[15:22] <+Olive> do you like crabs?
[15:23] <+Olive> makkine
[15:23] <+Olive> ?
[15:23] * Quits: River (Client exited)
[15:23] <makkine> yES
[15:24] <makkine> I LOV EC RABS
[15:24] <makkine> 2 eat
[15:24] <+Olive> cuz sharing is caring
[15:24] <+Olive> if u kno wut i mean
[15:24] <makkine> o
[15:24] <makkine> NO
[15:24] <makkine> NO
[15:24] <makkine> NO



Poopking strikes again.
 
Olive said:
[15:22] <makkine> ya listen 2 jubs
[15:22] <makkine> sharing iz carin
[15:22] <makkine> g
[15:22] <+Olive> do you like crabs?
[15:23] <+Olive> makkine
[15:23] <+Olive> ?
[15:23] * Quits: River (Client exited)
[15:23] <makkine> yES
[15:24] <makkine> I LOV EC RABS
[15:24] <makkine> 2 eat
[15:24] <+Olive> cuz sharing is caring
[15:24] <+Olive> if u kno wut i mean
[15:24] <makkine> o
[15:24] <makkine> NO
[15:24] <makkine> NO
[15:24] <makkine> NO



Poopking strikes again.
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Oh gosh poopking, you are the king of comedy too.
 
[10:23] * Joins: Jessica (~TFlash@protectedhost-BA107400.lightspeed.livnmi.sbcglobal.net)
[10:24] <Alice> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZJYezzW1fks
[10:24] <Jessica> lol what
[10:25] * Quits: Jessica (~TFlash@protectedhost-BA107400.lightspeed.livnmi.sbcglobal.net) (Client exited)
[10:26] <+Olive> ya we all know you can say penis, zoe
[10:26] <+Olive> every day
[10:26] <+Olive> for 500 days
[10:26] <+Olive> as a summer game
[10:26] <+Olive> see what i did there
[10:28] <KarlaontheLane> well
[10:28] <KarlaontheLane> you just scared away the new girl
[10:28] <%marii> OMG
[10:28] <+Olive> LOL
[10:28] <+Olive> SCARED AWAY THE NEW GIRL
[10:28] <Alice> It's funny because her character's name is Jess
[10:28] <+Olive> USING THE NEW GIRL
[10:28] <Alice> and you said scared away the new girl
[10:29] <+Olive> omg
[10:29] <Alice> using a new girl clip
[10:29] <Alice> I just
[10:29] <Alice> that was perfect in so many ways
[10:29] <+Olive> ^
[10:29] <+Olive> hi karla
[10:29] <%marii> how did
[10:29] <%marii> yeah i
[10:29] <KarlaontheLane> pat yourselves on the back
[10:29] <%marii> im so...
 
<Thunder> way to go bluesheller give jer the win :mad:
<RobRob> :(
* Jer has kicked Thunder from #belltree (Jer)
<Cory> ****ING COMMUNICATION ERROR
<Dark> o
<Ghostoefur> hahaha
* Thunder (Mibbit@protectedhost-D8424318.ok.ok.cox.net) has joined #belltree
* ChanServ gives channel operator status to Thunder
<Ghostoefur> ****ing jer
<PoopWizardVaati> Oooooooh
<Lauren> Awkward vaati
<Thunder> ****ing jer
 
[10:21pm] Jubs4: just waiting for someone to say the magic word
[10:21pm] oath2order: The implication was the bot would prevent inappropriate nicknames!
[10:22pm] oath2order: salt
[10:22pm] Reizo: hi
[10:22pm] oath2order: mafia
[10:22pm] oath2order: scum
[10:22pm] oath2order: um
[10:22pm] oath2order: Jinties?
[10:22pm] Alice: handjubs
[10:22pm] oath2order: magic word
[10:22pm] oath2order: the magic word
[10:22pm] oath2order: Kayla
[10:22pm] oath2order: um
[10:22pm] oath2order: kick
[10:22pm] Reizo: reizoath
[10:22pm] oath2order: ban
[10:22pm] oath2order: mass kick
[10:22pm] oath2order: town
[10:22pm] oath2order: cult
[10:22pm] oath2order: poop
[10:22pm] oath2order was kicked from the chat room by ChanBot. (Watch your language!)
[10:23pm] Alice: well this has been anti-climactic thu--
[10:23pm] Alice: LOL
[10:23pm] Tom29193: Popcicles or freezies
[10:23pm] SockHead: wow
[10:23pm] Jubs4: annnnnd there we GO
[10:23pm] Tom29193: YES
 
[01:23:02] <oath2order> Jubs I love you
[01:23:04] <~Jubs4> good job oath
[01:23:05] <Reizo> hhhhhhahahhahah
[01:23:06] <~Jubs4> you found it
[01:23:07] <oath2order> YES
[01:23:09] <~Jubs4> after 20 tries
[01:23:10] <SockHead> thats ********
[01:23:12] <oath2order> I AM PERFECTLY IN FAVOR OF THAT
[01:23:15] <Dark> poop?
[01:23:15] * Dark was kicked by ChanBot (Watch your language!)
[01:23:16] * Dark (~Jawsh@Josh.was.here.vhost) has joined #belltree
[01:23:20] <oath2order> I have never been happier to be kicked
 
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