IRC Quotes Thread

Cory said:
good for you
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We don't talk about that Mafia game around here
 
Justin said:
[15:21:49] Cory: i just uninstalled everything
[15:21:52] Cory: and it workee
[15:21:58] Cory: almost everything
[15:22:09] oath2order: id you delete system 32
[15:22:59] Cory: what
[15:23:19] oath2order: delete system 32
[15:23:21] oath2order: solve all problems
[15:23:39] Horus (~Horus@1A67CE91.CFB50671.C014BF86.IP) joined the channel
[15:23:39] ChanBot sets mode +v Horus
[15:23:41] Cory: idk what that is
[15:23:48] Cory: i still dont know what a proxy is
[15:24:03] oath2order: horus tell cory how deleting system 32 will fix his computer issues
[15:24:38] +Horus: It fixed my pc when I did it a couple months ago
[15:25:03] Cory: but idk what it is
[15:25:36] +Horus: what windows are you running
[15:26:38] Cory: 7
[15:27:42] +Horus: All you gotta do, it open up documents or something
[15:27:55] Cory: ill do it later
[15:28:07] +Horus: and there'll be a bar that looks like a url on a browser
[15:28:13] +Horus: type in C:\Windows\
[15:28:20] +Horus: find system32
[15:28:27] +Horus: and right click, delete
[15:28:31] +Horus: It's fast
[15:29:08] ~Jubs4: yeah system32 can really slow down your internet
[15:29:16] ~Jubs4: so deleting it might help you
[15:32:03] +Horus: Oh wait. I was wrong
[15:32:30] +Horus: Cory, right click the start buttom, go to Command Promt (Admin)
[15:32:42] +Horus: step 1: run CMD.EXE as admin
[15:32:42] +Horus: step 2: type in "del c:\windows\system32\"
[15:33:01] +Horus: soz, had to look it up since I'm on windows 8.1
[15:33:07] Cory: i says i need permission from trustedinstaller
[15:33:30] +Horus: did you try the way I just said
[15:34:29] Cory: command prompt doesnt show up
[15:35:08] +Horus: Open the Command Prompt window by clicking the Start button , clicking All Programs, clicking Accessories, and then clicking Command Prompt.
[15:35:21] +Horus: again, wrong because I'm on windows 8.1
[15:35:53] Cory: ok
[15:36:01] Cory: whats CMD.EXE
[15:36:17] Cory: and where do i put it
[15:36:50] +Horus: now that I think about it, cmd is probably the command prompt or something
[15:36:55] Cory: oh
[15:37:02] +Horus: alright, have the command prompt up-
[15:37:07] +Horus: <Horus> step 2: type in "del c:\windows\system32\"
[15:37:10] +Horus: then that
[15:37:32] ~Jubs4: okay I am a good person with a clean consicence or at least I would to believe that I am so unfortunately I cannot allow this to happen
[15:37:35] ~Jubs4: don't do that cory
[15:37:49] Cory: y
[15:38:00] +Horus: Jubs
[15:38:05] +Horus: We were so close
[15:38:13] Cory: o it denied me access
[15:38:15] ~Jubs4: you're deleting your operating system you are a complete moron for almost actually doing it
[15:38:16] ~Jubs4: WOW
[15:38:19] ~Jubs4: OH MY GOD
[15:38:19] ~Jubs4: YOU
[15:38:20] Cory: what was gonna happen
[15:38:21] ~Jubs4: ACTUALLY
[15:38:22] ~Jubs4: TRIED
[15:38:23] ~Jubs4: OH MY GOD
[15:38:25] +Horus: lol
[15:38:26] ~Jubs4: im done
[15:38:28] ~Jubs4: with this world
[15:38:36] Cory: idk what it meant
[15:38:36] ~Jubs4: you're on your own cory
[15:38:39] Cory: ok
[15:38:41] ~Jubs4: I WAS TRYING TO HELP YOU
[15:38:45] Cory: question
[15:38:51] +Horus: I wasn't
[15:38:51] Cory: what does an operating system do?
[15:38:55] +Horus: I'm tbt hitler
[15:39:03] +Horus: it's literally windows
[15:39:12] +Horus: You were going to delete windows
[15:39:24] Cory: how is that possible
[15:39:25] +Horus: a computer with windows
[15:39:39] Cory: so the whole computer was gonna be deleted?
[15:39:44] River: I thought it was common knowledge to know not to frig around with system32..
[15:39:47] +Horus: more or less
[15:39:54] River: Also, dont delete your recycle bin.
[15:39:59] Cory: well good thing access was denied
[15:40:06] Cory: and i wasnt planning on it
[15:40:20] ~Jubs4: i cannot believe you actually tried to go through with it
[15:40:20] +Horus: I wonder why it failed
[15:40:55] ~Jubs4: for as long as i've been on the internet i've watched people try to troll people with that and you are the first i've witnessed to actually be moronic enough to fall for it
[15:41:00] ~Jubs4: good work cory
[15:41:05] River: I can feel myself losing brain cells.
[15:41:10] +Horus: 10/10
[15:41:23] ~Jubs4: A for effort
[15:41:34] ~Jubs4: fortunately windows saved yourself from your stupidity
[15:41:39] ~Jubs4: you should be grateful
[15:41:40] oath2order: oh my god
[15:41:46] +Horus: For the record, this was Oath's idea
[15:41:55] oath2order: HE ACTUALLY TRIED TO GO THROUGH WITH IT?
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Thankgosh I read the whole thing.I was going to delete it to make my internet faster...
 
Justin said:
[15:21:49] Cory: i just uninstalled everything
[15:21:52] Cory: and it workee
[15:21:58] Cory: almost everything
[15:22:09] oath2order: id you delete system 32
[15:22:59] Cory: what
[15:23:19] oath2order: delete system 32
[15:23:21] oath2order: solve all problems
[15:23:39] Horus (~Horus@1A67CE91.CFB50671.C014BF86.IP) joined the channel
[15:23:39] ChanBot sets mode +v Horus
[15:23:41] Cory: idk what that is
[15:23:48] Cory: i still dont know what a proxy is
[15:24:03] oath2order: horus tell cory how deleting system 32 will fix his computer issues
[15:24:38] +Horus: It fixed my pc when I did it a couple months ago
[15:25:03] Cory: but idk what it is
[15:25:36] +Horus: what windows are you running
[15:26:38] Cory: 7
[15:27:42] +Horus: All you gotta do, it open up documents or something
[15:27:55] Cory: ill do it later
[15:28:07] +Horus: and there'll be a bar that looks like a url on a browser
[15:28:13] +Horus: type in C:\Windows\
[15:28:20] +Horus: find system32
[15:28:27] +Horus: and right click, delete
[15:28:31] +Horus: It's fast
[15:29:08] ~Jubs4: yeah system32 can really slow down your internet
[15:29:16] ~Jubs4: so deleting it might help you
[15:32:03] +Horus: Oh wait. I was wrong
[15:32:30] +Horus: Cory, right click the start buttom, go to Command Promt (Admin)
[15:32:42] +Horus: step 1: run CMD.EXE as admin
[15:32:42] +Horus: step 2: type in "del c:\windows\system32\"
[15:33:01] +Horus: soz, had to look it up since I'm on windows 8.1
[15:33:07] Cory: i says i need permission from trustedinstaller
[15:33:30] +Horus: did you try the way I just said
[15:34:29] Cory: command prompt doesnt show up
[15:35:08] +Horus: Open the Command Prompt window by clicking the Start button , clicking All Programs, clicking Accessories, and then clicking Command Prompt.
[15:35:21] +Horus: again, wrong because I'm on windows 8.1
[15:35:53] Cory: ok
[15:36:01] Cory: whats CMD.EXE
[15:36:17] Cory: and where do i put it
[15:36:50] +Horus: now that I think about it, cmd is probably the command prompt or something
[15:36:55] Cory: oh
[15:37:02] +Horus: alright, have the command prompt up-
[15:37:07] +Horus: <Horus> step 2: type in "del c:\windows\system32\"
[15:37:10] +Horus: then that
[15:37:32] ~Jubs4: okay I am a good person with a clean consicence or at least I would to believe that I am so unfortunately I cannot allow this to happen
[15:37:35] ~Jubs4: don't do that cory
[15:37:49] Cory: y
[15:38:00] +Horus: Jubs
[15:38:05] +Horus: We were so close
[15:38:13] Cory: o it denied me access
[15:38:15] ~Jubs4: you're deleting your operating system you are a complete moron for almost actually doing it
[15:38:16] ~Jubs4: WOW
[15:38:19] ~Jubs4: OH MY GOD
[15:38:19] ~Jubs4: YOU
[15:38:20] Cory: what was gonna happen
[15:38:21] ~Jubs4: ACTUALLY
[15:38:22] ~Jubs4: TRIED
[15:38:23] ~Jubs4: OH MY GOD
[15:38:25] +Horus: lol
[15:38:26] ~Jubs4: im done
[15:38:28] ~Jubs4: with this world
[15:38:36] Cory: idk what it meant
[15:38:36] ~Jubs4: you're on your own cory
[15:38:39] Cory: ok
[15:38:41] ~Jubs4: I WAS TRYING TO HELP YOU
[15:38:45] Cory: question
[15:38:51] +Horus: I wasn't
[15:38:51] Cory: what does an operating system do?
[15:38:55] +Horus: I'm tbt hitler
[15:39:03] +Horus: it's literally windows
[15:39:12] +Horus: You were going to delete windows
[15:39:24] Cory: how is that possible
[15:39:25] +Horus: a computer with windows
[15:39:39] Cory: so the whole computer was gonna be deleted?
[15:39:44] River: I thought it was common knowledge to know not to frig around with system32..
[15:39:47] +Horus: more or less
[15:39:54] River: Also, dont delete your recycle bin.
[15:39:59] Cory: well good thing access was denied
[15:40:06] Cory: and i wasnt planning on it
[15:40:20] ~Jubs4: i cannot believe you actually tried to go through with it
[15:40:20] +Horus: I wonder why it failed
[15:40:55] ~Jubs4: for as long as i've been on the internet i've watched people try to troll people with that and you are the first i've witnessed to actually be moronic enough to fall for it
[15:41:00] ~Jubs4: good work cory
[15:41:05] River: I can feel myself losing brain cells.
[15:41:10] +Horus: 10/10
[15:41:23] ~Jubs4: A for effort
[15:41:34] ~Jubs4: fortunately windows saved yourself from your stupidity
[15:41:39] ~Jubs4: you should be grateful
[15:41:40] oath2order: oh my god
[15:41:46] +Horus: For the record, this was Oath's idea
[15:41:55] oath2order: HE ACTUALLY TRIED TO GO THROUGH WITH IT?
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Wow... Using people are aren't as smart as others for your own amusement, how nice.
 
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Jake. said:
I didn't know it and I am not ashamed to admit it tyvm.
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Yui Z said:
Common knowledge for computer geeks*
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That was hard.

Additionally, you can't even hurt your PC the way we described in the quote, there are safeguards. Otherwise Cory would not be on TBT right now.

It's exactly like the trick were people said that a microwave could charge your phone. Like honestly, in what way does that sound good at all
 
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Horus said:
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That was hard.

Additionally, you can't even hurt your PC the way we described in the quote, there are safeguards. Otherwise Cory would not be on TBT right now.

It's exactly like the trick were people said that a microwave could charge your phone. Like honestly, in what way does that sound good at all
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Or the iOS 7 water thing like how. http://www.dailydot.com/lol/4chan-hoax-ios-7-waterproof-iphone/

I wouldn't have told him to do it if there wasn't a built in safeguard
 
Horus said:
That was hard.

Additionally, you can't even hurt your PC the way we described in the quote, there are safeguards. Otherwise Cory would not be on TBT right now.

It's exactly like the trick were people said that a microwave could charge your phone. Like honestly, in what way does that sound good at all
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once mur told me to put foil in the microwave and it caught on fire and almost blew my microwave up
 
Horus said:
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That was hard.

Additionally, you can't even hurt your PC the way we described in the quote, there are safeguards. Otherwise Cory would not be on TBT right now.

It's exactly like the trick were people said that a microwave could charge your phone. Like honestly, in what way does that sound good at all
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We trusted you, heh.

Dude, a potato can power a light bulb. You realize how awesome I thought that was at first ~ if I was just a little more gullible than I am now, then I'd probably fall for putting my phone in a microwave to charge it in some desperate situation (although I'd probably research it first if it was with my phone).

Lesson learned by the way. :rolleyes:
 
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* Jubs4 removes voice from Horus
<Horus> Jubs pls
<danielkang2> lol
* danielkang2 has quit (Client exited)
<Horus> well
<Kaguya> horus do you live in like the slums what kinds of friends do you have
<Horus> I sorta brought this on myself
<Jubs4> you had a good run
<Horus> don't
<Kaguya> inb4 lauren the jew comes back
<Horus> say
<Horus> swers
* Jubs4 removes ban on tomsass!*@*
* Jubs4 removes ban on jubsass!*@*
-NickServ- Status updated (memos, vhost, chmodes, flags).
<Horus> Oh ****
* Jubs4 removes ban on dj3tovenus!*@*
<Horus> You really did it
* Jubs4 removes ban on *!*@E5
<Jubs4> now
<Jubs4> only one auto voice remains
<Horus> lauren?
<Jubs4> think so yes
<Jubs4> gandalf became a mod
<Horus> fml
<Jubs4> you.. well... not quite
<Horus> to be fair
<Horus> It was peer pressure
<Jubs4> oh i feel you
<Jubs4> which is why you only lost voice and i didnt ban you too
<Jubs4> :)
<Jubs4> you had a good voice run man
<Horus> but
<Horus> I never posted pony porn1!!
<Jubs4> what an accomplishment man
<Jubs4> pat yourself on the back
<Horus> well wait
* Jubs4 pats Horus on the back
<Horus> was it the fact that I linked them here
* danielkang2 (~TFlash@protectedhost-A92FCB30.dsl.teleguam.net) has joined #belltree
<danielkang2> firefox sucks
<danielkang2> but I need it for restocks. :O
<Horus> or the some spam
<Horus> is it because I'm ugly
<Jubs4> no you're hot
<Jubs4> gotta go bye
<Horus> I'll write my friend a strongly worded letter
<Jubs4> stay frosty horus

Tragedy has struck
can you find the sucking up portion?
 
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