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[VillageDweller]

The rockets run out of fuel mid-flight and plummet to our inevitable death.

 

[Keenan]

Once you are in space you don't need rockets anymore.

 

[VillageDweller]

Once you are in space you don't need rockets anymore.

The rocket didn't make it to space.

 

[Callie]

The rocket became a zombie and made it to space.

 

[Keenan]

All the people that were in the spaceship can't fit inside the zombie so they all fall back to earth.

 

[Callie]

Earth exploded, they can't land there.

 

[Keenan]

If there is no Earth, then there is no atmosphere, so there is no gravity. They can't fall is there is no gravity, they just float around in space.

 

[Callie]

Aliens bring in some canned gravity.

 

[Keenan]

We don't have a can opener

 

[Callie]

The aliens' finger nails are so strong they can open it.

 

[Keenan]

When they open the can, the air runs away

 

[Pokeman]

A dark hole formed and sucked in the rest of the air that ran away

 

[Keenan]

We also are sucked into the black hole, taking us to where the air is.

 

[Callie]

The air gets a restraining order, so we have to be at least 100 feet away.

 

[Keenan]

There are no police in space so no one enforces the restraining order.

 

[Callie]

The air is an undercover cop, and enforces it.

 

[Keenan]

We bribe the undercover cop so we don't have to go to jail.

 

[Callie]

He takes the money and sends us to jail anyway. He went back on his word D:

 

[Keenan]

We escape from prison.

 

[Callie]

We get into a fight outside the prison which causes us to be noticed and then thrown back in jail.