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Someone else put cement in the gun so that it dosen't work anymore.
The cement is from a crappy brand and it crumbles.
Hippies take the cement out.
The Hippies invent a device that takes out any kind of cement from guns.
The hippies die from smoking too much pot.
reincarnated into a whale
The whale never learned to swim so it drowned.
whales can breath underwater so it wouldn't drown anyway...
This whale was a little slower than the rest of the whales, and needed to be taught how to breathe. No one ever taught it, so he died.
whale turns into a narwhal
Axe murderer cuts off horn; narwhal is now whale.
Whale uses glue to glue horn back on.
whale is now a narwhal
the glue doesn't hold up well in the water and the horn falls off
narwhal transforms into a unicorn
the unicorn forgets he isn't a narwhal so he tries to jump into the water to swim, but since he is a unicorn he cannot swim so he drowns.
the unicorn gets gills when it lands in the water
the gills get clogged with sand
