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[MasterC]

The word "somehow" turns into a can't.

 

[Kaiaa]

It's opposite day

 

[Static]

Opposite Day isn't a real holiday.

 

[Callie]

The President passes it as a holiday.

 

[Brad]

But it's opposite day, so he didn't.

 

[Static]

When you said "he didn't" it automatically means he did because it's opposite day.

 

[Kaiaa]

There was no world peace after the president did not pass the Opposite day holiday on opposite day, and for that everyone hated opposite day.

 

[Rover AC]

But because it was Opposite day there was world peace, the president did pass it as a holiday and everyone loved it!
Until it ended...sigh...

 

[Callie]

the president dies

 

[.IE.]

A new president is elected.

 

[Kaiaa]

A big scandal happened involving the president and he is impeached.

 

[Brad]

Turns out everybody was wrong about it.

 

[Callie]

People don't like admitting they're wrong so they continue going with their way.

 

[Brad]

Somebody leaks th story to the press.

 

[Callie]

An irresponsible intern at the press' office loses the story.

 

[Static]

One of the press people who work at the same place finds it.

 

[Brad]

The building explodes.

 

[Callie]

The building was built so well that it withstands the attempts to make it explode.

 

[Zex]

i die

 

[Callie]

it was only a dream that you died.