Alphamega
Ask me about my heresy
Tah dah! The classic game of taking an imaginary hill from people who may or may not be who they actually say has arrived, in Animal Crossing flavour. Basically, King of the Hill, but themed for Animal Crossing, in case that didn't stick to ya. Esperanto translations arriving later today.
Anyways, the setting for this game is the little town of Combine, chosen at haste by a Lazy type villager after he performed the "miracle" of combining an orange an an apple by shoving applesauce in an orange peel. It's a relatively nice place...except for one problem. You see, this town is without a mayor, and rather than doing a smart thing and electing a new one, the villagers are instead going to sit back and watch as various board posters...er...warlords, attempt to capture the Town Hall and become the mayor of Combine.
This is where you come in. As a mayor of a nearby town looking to expand territory, your goal is to capture the town and anex it as part of your territory. Gameplay itself is currently really simple: all you need to do is just make a post about how you undermine the poster above you and capture the Town Hall. You can use pretty much any method you like, as long as you don't destroy the town in the process. Because that would be a **** move. Other than that, your posting of your takeover can be as elaborate as you want. Only other rule in this is that you MUST shout "MY VILLAGE" once you take it, or your post will be rendered null and void. So don't forget it.
HOWEVER, if push comes to shove and you post at the same time as someone else trying to overthrow the same poster mayor, then you two are locked in special combat. To override the stalemate, both of you must go to google images and bring back a picture of...A SHRUBBERY!!! The first one to post one gets the village. Got it? Okay...let's begin...
I enter the village unopposed (as there is nobody guarding it yet), saunter into the town hall and kick over the mayor puppet made out of straw. To make things more inconvenient for anyone trying to challenge my dominion, I blow up both sides of the railroad tracks that enter into the town, effectively sealing me in.
MY TOWN!!!
Anyways, the setting for this game is the little town of Combine, chosen at haste by a Lazy type villager after he performed the "miracle" of combining an orange an an apple by shoving applesauce in an orange peel. It's a relatively nice place...except for one problem. You see, this town is without a mayor, and rather than doing a smart thing and electing a new one, the villagers are instead going to sit back and watch as various board posters...er...warlords, attempt to capture the Town Hall and become the mayor of Combine.
This is where you come in. As a mayor of a nearby town looking to expand territory, your goal is to capture the town and anex it as part of your territory. Gameplay itself is currently really simple: all you need to do is just make a post about how you undermine the poster above you and capture the Town Hall. You can use pretty much any method you like, as long as you don't destroy the town in the process. Because that would be a **** move. Other than that, your posting of your takeover can be as elaborate as you want. Only other rule in this is that you MUST shout "MY VILLAGE" once you take it, or your post will be rendered null and void. So don't forget it.
HOWEVER, if push comes to shove and you post at the same time as someone else trying to overthrow the same poster mayor, then you two are locked in special combat. To override the stalemate, both of you must go to google images and bring back a picture of...A SHRUBBERY!!! The first one to post one gets the village. Got it? Okay...let's begin...
I enter the village unopposed (as there is nobody guarding it yet), saunter into the town hall and kick over the mayor puppet made out of straw. To make things more inconvenient for anyone trying to challenge my dominion, I blow up both sides of the railroad tracks that enter into the town, effectively sealing me in.
MY TOWN!!!
