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And cupcakes with my face on them?
Yeah, along with cookies, T-shirts, hats, and flags.
Yay, I'm excited. We should also do a lot of TV, newspaper, and internet adds, to make sure everyone sees them.
Yes, every website will have a popup that advertises your campaign. I'll tell everyone I know to spread the word about you.
YES! And we will have to go to schools to make speeches as well. Get the young kids who don't read the paper and have been grounded.
What's your campaign slogan?
Vote for me, I'll help you no matter what corner of the internet you come from! ELECTRONIC EQUALITY IS MY GOAL. YES.
Okay, my slogans suck, you think of one, after all, you are my campaign manager.
"My goal, is to eliminate the trolls, no matter how they roll!"
I dunno I just thought that up in a couple seconds. Perhaps in time I could think of another one.
This is hard. I like yours though. Maybe...take my mouse, and together, we will rule the house!
Okay, maybe not. Damn, this is harder than it looks...
These things take time. Perhaps a larger organized party will do.
Yes. After all, what good is a campaign slogan without any followers to listen to it?
That's right. More people means more votes.
And more votes means more money change.
Yeah and more money means more nuclear weapons more change means a better future.
And more nuclear weapons means more war which means more power for me when we win a better future will lead to a better country that will stay better, and never fall down.
I can't wait for this "better country"
I know, it will be so good. People will no longer view America as the place where the streets are paved with gold, they'll be paved with souls pure happiness. Every time you take a step, you become happier.
I could make that work with endorphin stimulation technology.
Ooh, yay! And the cars (which will hover), instead of releasing gas that is bad for the environment, they'll release gold, but it'll shock anyone who is rich if they touch it, so that way only people who need it can get it.
Well that could cause inflation but it involves gold so I'll go with it.
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