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In all of these gifs, why are they in the same field? Is the new show just boring, or.....
 
Today i made about 20 *prank* calls (not really prank, but some catholic school's been calling me since the start of June and it started to piss me off so i kept calling them and going crazy)
Pretty much i just yelled at them, and one time some smart ass ***** picked up and she was like
- "what's your number"
"i dont know i only got my phone like a month ago"
- "so you've had your phone for a month and you dont know the number? you're a little slow"
"yeah i am and thats ****ing offensive slut"
- "if you continue to call this number i will let the police know and they'll trace the call"
"well ****ing do it i dont care. I've already reported YOU to the police for constantly calling me for the past two months. I've told you hundreds of times my ****ING CHILD DOESNT GO THERE. so good luck with that slut *hangs up*

GOD I CALLED THEM LIKE 10 TIMES IT WAS THE BEST
 
omg hahaha

we pranked this play ground place and claimed our son got an STD when in the ball pit.
omg he thought we were legit and was freaking out and was like "HOW WE CLEAN IT REGULARLY!!!" then he was trying to get our details so we could get free entry for 6 months - we gave him some random details we just made up so now some lucky ***** gets free entry!
Wow we are great
 
Not trying to be a square. But, you could have got someone fired with that call, or at the very least ruined that guys day.
 
We are also going to ring a swimming pool tomorrow and let them know my son let out a "floater" and that is my diarrhoea would affect the pool.

THEN
from this infamous prank;


we have found that McDonalds and we are gonna talk to Karry.
 
Just did my camp's musical. I got to sing at kids about how much they sucked; it was awesome. I went into the audience and screamed at them, then brought them on stage.

"KIDS, I DON'T KNOW WHAT'S WRONG THESE KIDS TODAY
KIDS, WHO CAN UNDERSTAND ANYTHING THEY SAY?
KIDS, THEY ARE DISOBEDIENT, DISRESPECTFUL OAFS
NOISY, CRAZY, SLOPPY, LAZY LOAFERS"

And it goes on.
The best part was one guy was ranting about kids and he said "I WOULD RATHER HAVE E. COLI THAN KIDS."
 
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