Last Post Wins! #2

[Callie]

"The great French philosopher (he made up a name here) once said that people brought on the destruction of people. But he was wrong; IT WAS KIDS ALL ALONG."

"If I were in an elevator with Saddam Hussein, Stalin, and a kid and I had a gun with two bullets, I would shoot the kid twice!" is something he said during a rehearsal because we'd be fired if it did it on show night.

And so many more. So many children, I apologize Brad. If you ever need an um, accident, to happen, call me at 877-588-4847. Always happy to help.

 

[PapaNer]

I.............declare..............BAAAANNNKKRUUUPPTTTCCCYYYY!

 

[Jake]

guys i have more pranks and i recorded them you can listen to them

 

[Brad]

"If I were in an elevator with Saddam Hussein, Stalin, and a kid and I had a gun with two bullets, I would shoot the kid twice!"

Best quote I've heard.

 

[Callie]

Best quote I've heard.

I really wish he could've said it during the show, but it would've gotten us all fired. The way he delivered it too was awesome. The piano player hit his head on the keyboard from laughing so hard.

And PapNer, might I ask what Styes are?

 

[Brad]

And PapNer, might I ask what Styes are?

Just... don't google it.

 

[Chimera]

You shouldn't Google a lot of things (i.e. the black plague) but people are still going to.

 

[Brad]

Defiantly don't Google, Blue Waffle.

 

[Jake]

Guys i have dumplings

 

[Brad]

It's okay. We will get through this together.

 

[Callie]

Googling was not an overall terrible decision.

Also, Jake, may I have your dumplings?

 

[Brad]

Googling was not an overall terrible decision.

You're walking a fine line between life, and death.

 

[Chimera]

Defiantly don't Google, Blue Waffle.

The black plague is worse.

 

[Jake]

Googling was not an overall terrible decision.

Also, Jake, may I have your dumplings?

There's one left, and it's vegetarian, that okay bb?

 

[Chimera]

i luv u bb u r mi lief.

 

[Jake]

nahh soz babe u dont get any, only 4 callie

 

[Chimera]

You used a little too much sauce.

 

[Jake]

actually theyre sauce free

 

[Brad]

Are dumplings... like, good? That's another thing we gotta get on the way to the concert.

 

[Jake]

sure, we can get the dumplings on the way to the city. I know where everything is.

THEY'RE DELICIOUS