Last Post Wins! #2

[Jake]

no chemistry is ****

 

[Brad]

 

[Jake]

Yes, but chem sux

 

[Brad]

Bill Nye is always right.

 

[Chimera]

i thought this was going to be popular blogging news but i guess yet again im going to have to take the reigns and tell the story today at school we had a girl?s only assembly (i managed to sneak in) called to discuss the matter of the who is wipin? period blood on the bathroom walls this menace has struck not once but twice

public schools

Are you secretly a transvestite?

 

[Jake]

Are you secretly a transvestite?

No, but I can go into the girls bathrooms and **** because they dont care because my hair is long and thats enough reason for them.
I'm like a double agent

 

[Brad]

Not the hero we need...

 

[Jake]

In gym class I always went with the girls and they didnt care.
I even went in the girls side for the athletics carnival (idk if you have them in the US but pretty much it's a sports carnival where you do **** like shotput, discus, long/high jump, and races)

 

[Callie]

HEY! *SLAPS JAKE*
YOU SOUND LIKE A 15 YEAR-OLD GIRL!

Okay. I'm done.

We're not inherently evil...
*sobs in corner*

 

[Keenan]

This guy. Is awesome.

 

[Brad]

We're not inherently evil...
*sobs in corner*

You butchered my quote. What is this, FOX news? Sounds pretty evil to me.

 

[Callie]

You butchered my quote. What is this, FOX news? Sounds pretty evil to me.

http://foxnewslies.net/

 

[Keenan]

Brad, are you thinking what I'm thinking?

 

[Chimera]

Foxy lady.

 

[Keenan]

Thank you.

 

[Jake]

 

[Brad]

Brad, are you thinking what I'm thinking?

 

[Keenan]

I am 21

 

[Chimera]

I'm 64.

 

[Keenan]

I'm 64.

You don't get it.