Last Post Wins! #2

[Callie]

Not if you put on some steak sauce. And ignore my pet lion, she'll just be sleeping.

 

[Chimera]

No, I'm allergic to steak sauce, I'll get all puffy.

 

[Callie]

But this steak sauce is made with organic steaks. You'll be fine.

 

[Chimera]

As opposed to inorganic steaks? Whatever, I'd like to play with your lion, but I'm afraid she'd get to rough and detonate my touch sensor atomic bomb.

 

[Callie]

Ya know, I know a guy who get that removed...

 

[Chimera]

Who would this guy be?

 

[Callie]

My local drug dealer, he went to medical school for 2 days Oh, my father is a surgeon.

 

[Chimera]

I don't know, one wrong move and it's bye bye Brooklyn.

 

[Callie]

No, my dad and mom have been divorced for a very long time. He lives in eagleland, and would do the operation there.

 

[Chimera]

Well I'm sure as heck not doing it there. How about China? The damage won't hurt them, they've got more money than they know what to do with.

 

[Callie]

But if China goes, WHAT WILL HAPPEN TO MY PLASTIC YOYOS AND OTHER USELESS RANDOM CRAP??????????????????????????

 

[Chimera]

All your useless crap will be manufactured at, CAT PLANET: FACTORY FACTORY FACTORY FACTORY!!!

 

[Callie]

The cat planet people won't mind becoming our slaves and working in sweatshops? We'd need it to be that way because shipping'd take a lot longer...

 

[Chimera]

There are cats on cat planet, not people. And on cat planet cat planet cat planet, the factory does all the work. Its got switches and crushers and CATS.

 

[twinkinator]

There should be cool dogs on that planet.

 

[Chimera]

There are no dogs, only cats. And there are crows in the center of the planet, but they don't belong there because they're not cats at all.

 

[Callie]

This sounds excellent...

When I become president can I visit cat planet and pet the cats? They so cute...

 

[twinkinator]

Dogs are cuter.

 

[Chimera]

There has been no discovery of any dog planet yet.

 

[twinkinator]

So? What's your point?