Last Post Wins! #2

[Chimera]

What gives you that idea?

 

[Callie]

I'm sleepy.

 

[Chimera]

I'm tired because I just did a crapload of homework! What? Crapload's not a word...? Well it should be!

 

[Callie]

I'm tired because I just started my homework, and I have craploads!

Craploads doesn't sound right. If it's gonna be a word, we can never make it plural. EVER.

 

[Chimera]

Agreed. Hey it's the weekend.

 

[Callie]

Yayzers. Now I can sleep.

 

[Chimera]

Yayeah! Callie, you can post on the banned game, it says that you were the last post, but it was really me. Just sayin'.

 

[Callie]

Ooh nice. I wish I had noticed that earlier, I fell asleep at my computer and now it's about 5 hours later
-_-

 

[Chimera]

Something tells me you were tired. :0

 

[Callie]

Oh my god! You must be psychic or something!

 

[Chimera]

Well, my avatar isn't Ness for no reason.

 

[Brad]

PSYCHIC!

 

[Callie]

So, did you ever hear the one about the armadillo and the truck driver?

 

[Chimera]

No, enlighten us.

 

[Brad]

Sorry that I had to bring this up again but I can't resist.

http://tinypic.com/view.php?pic=24ci0pv&s=7

 

[Callie]

The armadillo got hit by the truck and died a horrible, painful death. I know, it's a crappy joke, but it'll definitely get you some sort of attention.

 

[Chimera]

Poor armadillo... R.I.P.

 

[Callie]

Please, that ***** had it coming.

 

[Chimera]

:O Ho! So it will die in vain.

 

[Callie]

Exactly, a slow painful death. And all of the animal kingdom, from the squirrels to the lions, will look at the armadillo, and look away. Armadillos suck, no one likes them. When they go to the movies, they always talk really loud on their phones, and they cut in line.