Last Post Wins! #2

[Chimera]

I get a mulligan because I'm the 101st post.

 

[Callie]

Yeah, but 101 is better because if you could have 101 dollars vs. 100 dollars, you would go for the former.

 

[Chimera]

But it has nothing to do with munniez. The number of posts is a goal.

 

[Callie]

But the point is for the last post to win, not for the 100th. In a few pages, no one will care what # post you have. Most won't even read this page.

 

[Chimera]

It is an accomplishment for any thread, and is worth noting anyhow.

 

[Callie]

Well, you better not be expecting a cupcake because you won't be getting one.

 

[Chimera]

I made my own cupcake!

 

[Callie]

But what you don't know is, I replaced your flour with crack! But not just any crack, poisoned crack!

 

[[Nook]]

This my safe haven until that horrible incarnation of MrMudkip is gone.
If he goes here, I'm doomed.

 

[Callie]

Confesion time...I'm Mr. Mudkip...'s mugger.

 

[[Nook]]

Keep mugging him.

 

[Callie]

I can't. I only mug people on Tuesdays.

 

[Chimera]

I am immune to poison because I'm part white pikmin. One thread is enough, how about you only try to kill me in the banned thread.

 

[Callie]

Awe, but I like killing people. Fine, okay, here's a coupon to get five bucks off popcorn at a local theatre no where near you.

 

[Chimera]

Well then it isn't local then now is it? Yeah, I'm that kind of guy that everyone attempts to kill *dodges shuriken*. I guess I give off a puissant aura that compels people to try to murder me.

 

[Callie]

Yeah, whenever I see your smile, your face, whenever I hear your laugh, it just makes me want to put my hands around your neck tightly and never let go. My sister had that same sort of aurora. Notice how I said had.

 

[Chimera]

You can't see my smile, and I can't smile... my asberger's prevents me from it (jk).

 

[Callie]

But you smile all the time in your sleep...

 

[Chimera]

:{ oh... well it must be a muscle spasm or something.

 

[Callie]

Don't hide it. Surely you smile whenever you hear the cat planet song. If you don't smile to that, you have no soul.