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OK, so here goes. Fake facts, round 2, hopefully the two separate posts stay separate!

How about we pretend we're geniuses and just make up any old thing we want to? This is your chance to be the scientist mastermind genius your mom always wanted you to be!

Convince me will all your might that what you're saying is TRUE, but make sure that is really isn't.

If you have a true fact, go HERE instead!

RULEZ:
False facts ONLY
Appropriate facts ONLY
Don't ruin the fun for the rest of us!

Total Real Science Fact: Sugar is actually harvested from Giants! There are secluded factories where people with Gigantisism are kidnapped and stored, they make them run around on hard ground all day so they develop calluses. The calluses are removed and finely grounds and served as sugar. Think of the poor giants and stop consuming sugar!
Funded by the High Fructose Corn Syrup Foundation INC.​
 
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All humans are born with the ability to fly, the doctors started snipping our wings in 1603 after a small town prophet insisted that functioning wings were a sign of the devil. Since then through evolution our wings have slowly gotten smaller but they're still there and many doctors don't even know the real reason they cut them to begin with, it's just become such common practice!

So if you want to have kids, make sure you have home births and raise your winged demon baby army to rule the world!
 
Money really does grow on trees! If you plant money in a golden spot in your garden, money in bags will appear. They will only appear for a few minutes at nighttime, so you must grab them at that point. If you don't get them in this timeframe, they will simply vanish! Then your money will of gone to waste. Remember! You must use a shovel made of pure gold for this to work!
Silver won't do!
 
Turtles put into an instant ramen bowl will only eat the noodles and not the water so don't let them steal it
 
In some parts of Australia they actually encourage baby starving. These sacrifices are believed to possibly lower the temperature.
Source: MisleadingInformation on imgur. I'd feel guilty if I just stole it! :x
 
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Many people don't know about one of the most effective and surprising remedies for Poison Ivy. It was confirmed in late 1999 by Asian scientist Hakushi Iyasu that by mashing up an avocado and mixing it with spinach until smooth, one can create an itch-relieving cream that will cure any case of Poison Ivy, regardless of severity within 3-4 days.
 
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All dogs actually have purple organs, but the light reflects off of them making them red.
TRUE FACT XD
 
If you eat too many blueberries, you can permanently turn your skin a deep blue color.
 
People who spit on the ground will eventually flood the world with their saliva if such an evil deed goes unchecked.
 
Nintendo has confirmed that they're making a new game based on all of the famous Mario universe characters getting a genderbend due to Magikoopa practicing a new spell originally meant to attract a soul mate that goes wrong and affects everyone everywhere.

What will Maria and Lugia do?!
 
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