KaydeeKrunk
The Late Great Turt
One out of every 10 humans are actually just giant mechanical puppets controlled internally by a series of turtles.
Let's NOT Learn Anything At All!
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Picturing that made me grin like an idiot.
Did you know? The reason humans grow forgetful in their old age is because their memories are gradually being transferred to their next life in preparation for their passing. If you are a young and forgetful person, beware!
KaydeeKrunk
The Late Great Turt
It's like this but with pullies and levers.
If you pull out a persons left maxillary central incisor and plant in near the cross roads of a town with a population less than it's elevation a tiny tree will grow from the spot and a gnome will reside in the tree and can grant you seventy-four wishes as long as they involve the human whose tooth you planted. (The only catch is they will not grant wishes for the person whose tooth it was, so if you want to exploit this for yourself make sure you have someone do these tasks for you.)
If you pull out a persons left maxillary central incisor and plant in near the cross roads of a town with a population less than it's elevation a tiny tree will grow from the spot and a gnome will reside in the tree and can grant you seventy-four wishes as long as they involve the human whose tooth you planted. (The only catch is they will not grant wishes for the person whose tooth it was, so if you want to exploit this for yourself make sure you have someone do these tasks for you.)
Lemon gods send out lemonets at evening to abduct unexpecting humans, luring them with snacks and icecream and bringing them in their underground lair. Once the lemon gods measure its subject's worthiness of sacrifice, the lemonets then surround the victim in ritual style and chant Ring-Around-the-Rosie before offering it to the gods.
Lemon gods cleanse the victim by peeing lemon juice into the victim's eyes before devouring them.
Lemon gods cleanse the victim by peeing lemon juice into the victim's eyes before devouring them.
KaydeeKrunk
The Late Great Turt
JellyDitto
doot doot
so basically circumcision lel.
If you plant a magical bee nest in your back yard, all your friends will become turts
This thread is for false facts
The word sketch actually derives from the Latin word "sekatchua", which means "pencil wig".
DarkDesertFox
Your Typical Trickster
DarkDesertFox
Your Typical Trickster
Hehehe. This is the "fake" facts thread.
JellyDitto
doot doot
Adult tortoises are actually small humans in turtle suits.
JellyDitto
doot doot
NOIRU YOUR AVATAR DEAR GOD.
If you inject a sombrero with nacho cheese, it will turn into a tiny baby mexican with a mustache at once.
If you inject a sombrero with nacho cheese, it will turn into a tiny baby mexican with a mustache at once.