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Canadian mothers will lay their eggs in the snow to keep them hidden from predators, when born the baby Canadians will dig their way out of the snow to search for maple syrup.
 
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Taka said:
Nintendo has confirmed that they're making a new game based on all of the famous Mario universe characters getting a genderbend due to Magikoopa practicing a new spell originally meant to attract a soul mate that goes wrong and affects everyone everywhere.

What will Maria and Lugia do?!
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You called girl!Luigi a LUGIA!?

You can't mistake the younger sister of Maria (Louise) with the frikkin' GOD OF THE SEA!!

Those who mistake ANYONE for the god of the sea will PAY THE ULTIMATE PRICE!! Lugia will PULVERIZE you for making such a SIMPLE mistake!!
 
Captain Crazy Chicken said:
You called girl!Luigi a LUGIA!?

You can't mistake the younger sister of Maria (Louise) with the frikkin' GOD OF THE SEA!!

Those who mistake ANYONE for the god of the sea will PAY THE ULTIMATE PRICE!! Lugia will PULVERIZE you for making such a SIMPLE mistake!!
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Hey, hey, don't get your shorts in a knot, these aren't supposed to be true facts y'know.

Speaking of facts, did you know that if you make a key shaped like a skeleton it will open any door?
 
The female menstrual cycle only exists because the female can't obtain the ritual sacrifice their body requires to survive. If you kill a man and bathe in his blood once a month you can skip the whole process.
 
did you know? that the monster under your bed and inside your closet only want to be friends with you and just want to have a tea party or slumber party,they also stay in your room because they want to protect you from bad monster that will hurt you and they get sad whenever you ask your parents to make them go away,so please think about the monsters that reside in your room.


this message has been brought to you by protect bedroom monsters foundation.​
 
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1/10 people will throw a banana peel out of their car window to see if it makes the car behind them spin.
 
Apples really eat bread. If you leave a doughnut, muffin, or a cheddar bay biscuit (Red Lobster biscuit) in front of an apple or a bowl of apples, chances are that the bread will be eaten by the apple(s).
 
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Did you know that all humans can't function without a tiny gem stone lodged in their brain? Much like a watch running on quartz or other gems, human brains function in a very similar way.
 
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