Letters to Jingle

Buongiorno, Jingle!

I wanted to offer my warmest wishes this holiday season and also let you know about an exclusive opportunity. I’ve decided to take on an understudy and I believe you should audition for the role! You see, bringing joy and happiness is quite simply my raison d'être, and with Toy Day so soon, I wish to share my expertise with you to make this the brightest, most exuberant Toy Day ever!

I’ve sent you a rainbow jumper, a glowing red nose, and some fairy lights for your antlers. Now normally I wouldn’t share something so intrinsic to my brand as my bright red nose, but I want only the best for my understudy. Perhaps our shining red noses will become emblematic for Toy Day in years to come. Please adorn these gifts at once and meet me at my home where we shall practice our roles for the big day!

Yours sincerely,
Pietro

P.s. have you considered swapping out that tired “ho ho ho” for an on trend “honk honk honk”?
 
Hey there Jingle,

K.K. Slider is the name. I hear you are popping onto this island sometime soon, I dig. Greet those cool cats with holiday cheer. I'll set down some grooves to lift their spirits high, while you settle the goods. As for me, this cat has been craving inspiration for my next record. If you have somethin' to get those creative juices flowin', deer I appreciate it.

If you need any of my tunes as stocking stuffers, hit me up. My latest track, "Welcome Horizons" has been flying.

Best of luck to you, and Happy Toy Day.

Peace out daddio,
K.K. Slider
 
Dear Jingle,

I've been on this island not even a week yet, but everyone here is already making it feel like home. The island is wonderful and I love that everyone is already so friendly. They don't even mind when I set next to a tree, or even in the middle of a path, or at least I think. I'm not sure what more I can want for this Toy Day, so I'm hoping all you can give is let the island continue to be a friendly community. Also books for my library. And cookies, can't forget the cookies as well, at least have them be yummy. You can take a piece if you want as well.

Happy Toy Day,
Bones
 
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All letters up to this point have been received with a green stamp! If your letter is in limbo, you should have a message from me. :)

Time is flying by! Last-call for letters is December 24 at 11:59 p.m. EST

p.s.
Day 9:
co-workers grow increasingly worried about me as I grin at my monitor and snort-laugh at random intervals throughout the day.​
 
Mr. Jingle,

It's me, ol' Lyle. Y'know. Novice attorney under Content Court Agency. Big fan. But no time for that. Let's get straight to the point.

Now, ya didn't hear this from me, so. Let's. Be. Clear. On. That. But it's about my client. That Island Representative. Recently threatened a certain Mr. Redd with a cease and desist. Says it's for fooling other island inhabitants into buying greek statues wearing wrist watches. As well as never mopping the floors of his watercraft.

But that Mr. Redd? ALSO my client. And he and I? Go way back. But I can't turn down the head honcho. Roughest chop-busting of my life.

You know I missed it. Jobs like this. The thrill of it. The money. Big car, bigger house. And me? Go back to the HHA? Never. I let my niece run the joint. She does it well.

What I need you to do? Simple. Make them square. Even. Work your magic. BANG! Like that.

...Me? Oh. Lyle doesn't need anything. Happy as an otter eating a clam. Just let me keep the job. Just for a little while longer. And the car. Let me at least keep the car.

Signed, Lyle.
 
Jingle my buddy,

I wanted to be sure you are aware of my good deeds and actions so I end up on the NICE list for presents this year. Would tickle me pink to have a shiny new present for once instead of some dusty coal. I still haven’t been able to use them all. I have gone all over the world to collect these beautiful art works and sold them at a DISCOUNT to these unsuspec.... *cough* scuse me I mean these lovely islanders. You can’t get nicer than me, right?

Now Jingle, listen. I don’t want there to be misunderstandings between us like there were back in our town days. Don’t know how you got my name onto the naughty list all these years but I really don’t belong there my friend. You know, if you put me on the nice list maybe I’ll show up more often on these islands. How does that sound, hmm?

I eagerly await your present this year.

With love and patience,
Cousin Redd
 
Hey there Jingle!

I hope you're staying in shape these days! What am I saying? Of course you are! Delivering presents around the world has got to be one of the best workouts out there, I imagine!

I am writing to you with a simple request. Recently, ~Kilza~ and I have been playing some 1v1 hockey. But he's always stopping me from scoring! I don't get it! I train every day, skating 250 laps around the island, shooting 500 pucks on net, stick handling 1000 times! Yet every time he stops me! Nobody can stop my trademark triple deke, but he does! Every time! So if you could help me find a way to score a goal against ~Kilza~, that would be greatly appreciated!

The buffest hippo around,
Biff from Vasisland
 
Jingle Jingle,

Hii ! I'm Filbert ! Though you already know that since Santa knows everyone ! I'm so excited to see you again this year. I keep trying to convince Diana you're real but all she ever does is roll her eyes and tell me I'm being a kid ! I know you're real because who else ate my cookies last year that left out the night before ? Maybe it was me. I do sleep eat. But it couldn't have been me ! I would have crumbs all over me ! I just hope you can bring a color pencil tree. I know color pencils come from tree but when I plant one it never seems to grow. I think I just need Santa's Magic to do the trick. I'm hungry can you bring cookies too ? What was this about again?
Yours truly Filbert the hopeful Squirrel ✨💕🪄
 
dearest and most fabulous jingle!!

it's maddie, y'know, the MOST fashionable, up-and-coming pop star from timber island!!

anyways, this year, i only want ONE thing... generous, I know! you already KNOW im a rising star, right, jings? well, to achieve TRUE stardom, an idol needs an absolutely adorable, cute outfit!! so, this year, im asking you (or one of your many groupies, relatable) to make the most showstopping outfit for my debut performance, which is bound to happen sometime very soon, maybe even this YEAR!!

now, this outfit needs to be PERFECT, so i was thinking something like dress, with big pink bows on it?? oh, and make it have frills too!! i know - bree's always telling me how my fashion is too "infantile" and "immature" or whatever, but, like, bows and frills and pink stuff is SO cute, who couldn't like it, yeah?? so, go with that, ok? (ignore the HATERS!!)

alright, that's all for now jings, happy toy day, and stay popular so i can join you in the starlight, ok??


the ever popular,
maddie
 
Dearest Jingle,

Did I call Lobo a two-faced toad? Yes. Did I also destroy his insult thesaurus by launching a bottle rocket through his window? Also yes. But it was justified! You wouldn't believe the awful and completely fabricated rumours he's been spreading about me! He's been saying that I think Phyllis looks clownish (she does, but I didn't say that) and that I eat trash (sounds more like he's trying to shift the blame, right?). Now that's the kind of behaviour worthy of coal, if you ask me. And who knows? Maybe he eats coal, too. I'll have you know that I've been the most well-behaved squirrel in town all year, so I'd like to ask you for a darling black-velvet dress from GracieGrace. It suits me perfectly, don't you think?

Now, I didn't write this just to ask for gifts for me, of course. I'd like my dreary, unfashionable neighbours to have some style as well. I know you have good taste, so I trust you can give everyone something so that visitors to our town don't think we live in a dump. (But if you don't have time for everyone, just forget about Lobo.)

Fabulously yours,

Mint
 
Dear Jingle,

I know all the gift giving is truly your decision but I’m feeling very clever this year! I’d like to deliver the following to my babies:
- Nova light (must be purple she’s sassy) for Judy
- Bee keepers hive for Megan
- Bubblegum K.K. for Rosie (I always see her awkwardly dancing in the corner of her room when I visit)
- Document stack for Raymond he still works holidays and I really need my paper work signed
- Deer decoration for Rolf he is obsessed with the wildness, so much that’s his house theme 😳
- Dreamy sweater for Marshal
- Elegant dress for Claudia
- Globe for Julian
- Cute chair (must be white! Her vibe) for Cookie
- Sailor outfit for Sherb
Thanks for considering my recommendations! Felt cheeky this year!
Love,
Island Rep Chloe!
 
Avast! Be forewarned, Jingle-matey…

There be dark, insidious tidings ‘round that accursed island. No matter the swiftness of mine ship, nor the strength of mine crew, can keep me from washing ashore again and again… succumbing to the siren call that is the rival to Charybdis: Island Pokki.

Do not be taken by her friendly ruse; the lady of the land will bleed you dry of belongings, she will! They call her Renn, and though her words be sweet and manner genteel, there lurks greed beneath those cerulean eyes. ‘Tis a fanciful game that’ll land you in an endless dance no better than braving Davy Jones’ locker! (The one blessing is that I’ve learned my mobile phone can withstand many baths in the salty depths).

Heed this warning, from one sky-sailor to another; path a wide berth around Pokki!

-Gullivarrr
 
Hey Jingle!

Is hey okay? Is it too informal? I know lots of other ways to say hi! Like...greetings! Or...salutations! That's a nice fancy one for a real fancy reindeer. Let's go with that.

Salutations Jingle! It's me, Punchy. I've been a real good cat this year, and what I want for Toy Day is a sock. Not to wear. I tried wearing socks once, but it didn't go so well. It turns out socks make your paws real slippery and you can fall down that way. I still have the socks, though. One is where I store all my extra Bells, in a super secret hiding spot. The other one is the one I'm leaving out for you on Toy Day! So I want you to put, like, a sock in a sock, I guess.

The sock is for my friend Leila, our resident representative. See, almost every day, I see her burying bags of Bells in the ground! She must not have a Bell sock like I do. I'm worried one day she's gonna forget where she buried her Bells, so I wanna give her a handy dandy Bell sock. Thanks Jingle! Happy Toy Day!

Your friend,
Punchy
 
jingle

   hey, what's good? I was asked to provide a toy day concert, but wanted some help with making a new little number. everyone I've asked for help just talks about the gifts, but none of the soul. the spirit of giving to others is nice, but all this commercialism about it just rubs me wrong, ya know? it just can't fill me with the inspiration needed to make a song that sounds "right". anyways, this is really dragging me down more than my old manager used to, so if you could help me with making a worthy new tune for the townsfolk to jam to I'd be grateful​

you'd even get the first boot
k.k.​
 
Dear Jingle,

Gabi here! Yes, me, *the* Gabi. I'm so beyond excited for you to come and visit! We'll have to exchange autographs. It'll be so totally fun!

Anyways! I'm writing to you about Toy Day. I was thinking about what my Christmas wish is for this year and I've got a couple ideas. I've been practicing my autograph like crazy - I filled up my notebooks from last Toy Day! I haven't found anybody who wants one yet, but that's okay. Once the world realizes how super amazing I am all my practice will pay off! So I'll need some new autograph books.

I was also thinking that like - isn't it totally outrageous somebody as talented as me DOESN'T own a microphone?? I've tried to talk Isabelle into letting me borrow the one K.K Slider uses so I can put on my own concerts in the plaza BUT she says she's "worried my beautiful singing voice will be too much for the microphone", whatever that means. So, it would be totes amazing if you could bring me my own special microphone so I can put on concerts just like K.K Slider!

From the rising star,
Gabi
 
dear jingle

this is Hornsby I love the snow and all the new bug friends I’m new to living on a island it’s a lot of fun I get to see new bugs every day but recently I got some logs and now my wood is breaking I don’t know why also I met a new friend he’s a termite he likes to eat just like me he loves hard food but I love muffins all kinds like blueberry strawberry raspberry blackberry all kinds of muffins I really want a blue dragon fly and some food I I wonder why there was some stuff around some houses they must be cleaning out maybe I heard Gayle was being really mean to other villagers I hope she gets a good home and I hope for a new friend that likes muffins
 
Dear Jingle,

Just wanted to write to you about specifically what I want for Christmas this year. With the chilly season coming in, I've been staying home a lot longer and I've been really running low on my snacks. So, I'm merely asking for you to supply me with snacks that would last for a few months for my hibernation. Otherwise, I'm super excited for Toy Day and for you to come visit our island! I'll be looking forward to those delicious snacks so I can chill at home..with my snacks..alone..with my rubber ducks to keep me company.. Anyways, see you soon Jingle!

Cheese and beans,
Joey
 
Mr Jingle.

I must say I'm exceedingly intrigued by your holiday. Snowflakes and toys? And this Santa you speak of! He sounds positively frightening! Hee hee hee! Or should I say 'ho ho ho?'​
Let me begin again.​
I have heard of this thing called 'Toy Day,' where one might hand out presents. Am I to believe such a thing exists? I have seen sights and lights, decorations to rival only my most terrifying of Halloweens! And the town; they speak of you highly, with trepidation in their voices, wondering if they have been good enough all year. Tell me, are there tricks to be had if they were not? I simply must know more, pumpkin!​
Tis such a strange thing, your Toy Day, and I have the utmost appreciation for what is strange, hee hee hee. If you might need assistance come this holiday, I would be more than happy to assist. I am indeed a very curious czar of Halloween, and must experience this for myself.​
For the price of one lollipop, I will be there.​

Waiting eagerly-hee-hee,

Jack, the czar of Halloween
 
Esteemed Mr. Jingle,

It has been a few years since I've started taking care of this town's museum, and the Mayor has diligently filled all the exhibits to the best of their abilities. All exhibits but one. The insect exhibit is still missing a tarantula and a scorpion, two bugs which Mayor Pringles said, and I quote, "give her MAJOR heebie-jeebies." As I do not wish to subject my mayor to "heebie-jeebies" of any kind, and I myself do not wish to interact with bugs unless strictly necessary, I would like to make a request.

If it were possible, might I (and the museum of course) receive these two specimens as donations towards the completion of the bug exhibit? I have been very good all year, and I haven't even spent any money unnecessarily on fossils no matter how much I desired to expand my personal collection. I have patiently endured being woken up at all times of the day to identify various creatures even if it meant losing precious resting time. This is all I shall ever ask of you.

You are my only hope,
Blathers
 
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