Buongiorno, Jingle!
I wanted to offer my warmest wishes this holiday season and also let you know about an exclusive opportunity. I’ve decided to take on an understudy and I believe you should audition for the role! You see, bringing joy and happiness is quite simply my raison d'être, and with Toy Day so soon, I wish to share my expertise with you to make this the brightest, most exuberant Toy Day ever!
I’ve sent you a rainbow jumper, a glowing red nose, and some fairy lights for your antlers. Now normally I wouldn’t share something so intrinsic to my brand as my bright red nose, but I want only the best for my understudy. Perhaps our shining red noses will become emblematic for Toy Day in years to come. Please adorn these gifts at once and meet me at my home where we shall practice our roles for the big day!
Yours sincerely,
Pietro
P.s. have you considered swapping out that tired “ho ho ho” for an on trend “honk honk honk”?
I wanted to offer my warmest wishes this holiday season and also let you know about an exclusive opportunity. I’ve decided to take on an understudy and I believe you should audition for the role! You see, bringing joy and happiness is quite simply my raison d'être, and with Toy Day so soon, I wish to share my expertise with you to make this the brightest, most exuberant Toy Day ever!
I’ve sent you a rainbow jumper, a glowing red nose, and some fairy lights for your antlers. Now normally I wouldn’t share something so intrinsic to my brand as my bright red nose, but I want only the best for my understudy. Perhaps our shining red noses will become emblematic for Toy Day in years to come. Please adorn these gifts at once and meet me at my home where we shall practice our roles for the big day!
Yours sincerely,
Pietro
P.s. have you considered swapping out that tired “ho ho ho” for an on trend “honk honk honk”?