Make a Presumption About the Next Poster

if food counts, yes

Next person would rather deep fry Donald Trump rather than baking him
 
Nah, I rather dump him in a trashcan and light it on fire, then kick it down a hill.

Next person wish they had a significant other.
 
Really, I don't think so!

Next person will eat a cookie tonight.
 
yea man i only listen to kpop exo4lyfe

The person below me likes pizza
 
Actually, I don't really enjoy it that much.

Next poster has gotten into a fight.
 
Yes, I don't swim. I perform a ritual in the water known as the death dive where I flop around aimlessly trying to walk on water until I spin in 180 degrees down to the bottom of the ocean and die.

TNP believes in miracles.
 
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