Make a sad story by using only 5 words

[Ravenkitty22]

My wifi is acting up

 

[Hunter_Gr33n]

I don't know myself anymore.

 

[-Blue-]

I stepped on a lego.

 

[dino]

lunchtime.
excited.
chicken salad.
expired.

 

[KittenNoir]

I ate your leftovers whoops

 

[Midoriya]

I just farted absolutely everywhere.

 

[Hunter_Gr33n]

Why did you kill me?!

 

[Mr.Fox]

They were limited time only...

 

[Midoriya]

Nobody wins the-last-person-to-post-wins thread, ever.

 

[You got mail!]

My nap had to end

 

[Darkesque_]

I broke a nail again

 

[Darcy94x]

I just wanna sleep forever

 

[Snek]

Wait 2 hours for stardust

 

[Mr.Fox]

I caught a sea bass!

 

[Midoriya]

No, no, not my bagels!!!

 

[oath2order]

Your post has been removed.

 

[Dwayne Johnson]

We scheduled flaggers for Wednesday

 

[Equity]

Today, my favourite dish spoiled.

 

[Rio_]

I lost the remote again.

 

[oak]

I burnt the pie crust